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(Fun fact, she DFE'd right after people speculated about her identity!)
Tiffany Johnston, also known as Zoey, is a terminally online retard who has dedicated the last 6 years of her life to fighting other retards over the internet.
But that's only the simple version of it.
Zoey, known as emoboyfucker69, aumiist, and a few other usernames, is a 19 year old terminally online Floridian BPD skitzocow, who makes glorified PowerPoints and spergs about her "son" as a side hobby. On a first glance, she comes off as a dime-a-dozen tumblr genderspecial, but make no mistake, Zoey here manages to defy the BPD stereotype due to her crippling autism, both of these issues combining to make the Zoey we know today.
With her being a crippling autist, Zoey has the misfortune of also having extreme anger issues, and is known to lash out over mean words on a screen whilst creating intricate stories about how she is being 'gangstalked', targeted by a 'human trafficking website, or whatever her current version of her story is. She has a strong penchant for fighting with other people online, so much so that she will make dozens of sock accounts every fucking day just to get back to arguing with people. Of course, a cow as smart as her is a middle school dropout, because who needs school when you have the Internet to scream at every day?
On top of being super angry, Zoey is notably very disgusting. From admitting to having pinworm infections, eating cat litter, having one of the most disgusting mattresses I have ever seen, constantly looking for new objects to shove up her vagina, and never shutting up about her own tits and "beautiful body", she's just a grimy person all around.
She even has a carrd to introduce herself! For those who don't know what Carrd is, it's a website builder that's pretty innocent by itself, but it's a common website for genderspecials, furfags, etc. to use as an introduction website. Some particular standouts from this carrd is how she believes "narcissistic abuse" isn't real, and how aggressive she can get when it comes to claiming she is the True and Honest #1 fan of her favorite fictional middle schooler, Mitsuba Sousuke.
But why should I keep trying to tell you about her, when I can just show you what she likes to post about?
Now that introductions are out of the way, let's get on with chronicling this schizo retard!
When discussing Zoey, here are a few important things to keep in mind.
- Zoey gets banned frequently due to constantly wishing violence and death against others, and she's somehow always breaking the ToS on whatever platform she is on. Always archive everything of note!
- This includes posts she makes on-site, as she is known to delete posts at times almost immediately after posting.
- Do not contact Zoey off-site. This is not a trolling forum and she does not need off-site 'help' to make content, part of her charm as a cow is how easily angry she gets over very minor things.
- Stop thirstposting. Nobody cares that you want to have sex with a mentally ill woman.
- Zoey is a notoriously unreliable narrator due to her history of lying about everything, and being a schizophrenic retard who believes everyone is out to get her. Do not immediately believe her claims of 'harassment' without any evidence.
EARLY LIFE
Tiffany Skylar Johnston was born on January 4th, 2006, to parents Stacey Leanne Holdorff and Justin Blake Johnston. Not much is known about her earliest years, other than 1.) She was born and raised in the Tampa area in Florida, and 2.) the fact that she was most likely born outside of wedlock.When Tiffany was 6 years old, while celebrating her birthday, her mother got into an accident involving a malfunctioning ride at Disney World. This accident would leave her to become disabled, though it's currently unknown if this was a permanent disability or a temporary one.
[a]Sometime around 2015, Tiffany's family would move to Destin, FL, about an hour away from our Dear Sneeder's hometown in Pensacola! Talk about funny coincidences! During this family's time in Destin, Justin would be the restaurant manager of a tourist trap-esque restaurant called Lulu's, and this family would go on to enjoy their new life in a new city... Right?
Unfortunately, shortly after the move, Tiffany's parents would end up filing for divorce, and Stacey would meet a new boyfriend named Robert Markus. This man was more than likely a terrible influence, and Tiffany has accused him of both sexual and physical abuse. Although there are no abuse related charges against him, Robert has committed a felony related to the restaurant industry.
[a]Now the full details of this crime are not currently known, but it is suspected that the restaurant that Robert stole thousands of dollars from was most likely the same one Justin worked at.
Sometime in 2020, Justin would start dating a woman named Lindsey Banning, who ironically, was also a felon.
[a]Unfortunately, Justin would meet his demise on October 6th, 2021. His obituary is mostly empty, but Tiffany has described his cause of death as being related to mental illness.
[a]Not much is known about Tiffany's real life following this event, other than the fact that her mother does not appear to look after her daughter's wellbeing. Tiffany has accused her mother of abuse/neglect on multiple occasions, such as refusing to feed her daughter, not watching her obviously retarded child, and so forth.
For clarity's sake, I will be referring to her as 'Zoey' for the rest of this OP.
#MITSUBANATION
In order to understand the mitsufan, you must understand where this weird obsession comes from.
Mitsuba Sousuke is a 13-14 year old ghost boy from the manga series Toilet Bound Hanako Kun, The only thing you need to know about this kid is
- He looks like a faggot
- This retard, for whatever reason, is extremely obsessed with him.
[a]I LOVE MY SON!!! the love for my son is eternal and forver. almost 5 years ago i came across this life changing pink creature (who unfortunately was introduced to me by a complete asshole who i will murder someday trust me) and i just felt connected to him near immediately... he's so similar to me in ways that areso scary to me. his parents look like mine. i also have a blonde best friend, WHO LITERALLY STOPPED ME FROM KILLING MYSELF. my dad is also dead and died when i was a kid unfortunately. my favorite color is also pink and i was also relentlessly bullied in school because kids didnt like the real me WELL TOO FUCKING BAD YOU'RE ALL; LOSERS. anyways i too am the annoying friend to take along in stores because depending on what it is i will lose my fucking mind. i hate anyone who hates him and i do not acknowledge mitsuba fans who believe they are bigger fans of him than i am, because again, you are not. mitsuba has changed my life for the better and this silly pink creature is basically me, i have a nearly 2 gb folder exclusively of manga panels involving him and my edits of him, i love every version of him and every time i see new media of him i scream and i feel a huge sense of happiness and im just like Yay ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
One of her noticeable quirks is that she will act like this fictional character is genuinely her son and will spam pictures of him endlessly. One of the first instances of her acting this insane over a fictional character was when she freaked out and spammed her Xitter timeline over this character dying.
She loves to spam pictures of him endlessly, as seen here, where she constantly goes "MY SON!"
She even makes glorified powerpoints of this pink faggot, using After Effects of all things to make a PowerPoint with music in the background. I cannot make this up, that's basically what this is. These powerpoints are even complete with oversharing captions!
THE SOCK DRAWER
Zoey's history of socking and harassing herself is all over the place. Before I give you a recap of a couple of these accounts (in order of relevance, not chronological order), allow me to explain her patterns, and a small guide to identifying a potential sock.
Zoey will often use a group of people she is orbiting and start to a-log both herself and the circles she orbits. One of the most easily identifiable patterns is the sock account having an unusual focus on Zoey. This gets rather fuzzy once Zoey's involvement with Nikolas Talbott, an obsessive schizo who will make dozens of socks to harass people, happens. Everything else about Zoey's socks, ironically enough, follow the exact same patterns Talbott uses, despite many of them being made well before Nik has been documented to do any of this.
In the case of socks made after her entrance into the General Talbott extended universe, take notice of the how the account talks. If it does not have the same mannerisms that Nik's accounts are plagued with, it's probably Zoey.
With Kiwi Farms sock accounts, these accounts usually have to do with the anime characters she projects herself onto, as well as a tendency to spam autistic stickers.
When in doubt, post a suspected sock here, most thread regulars can spot her sockpuppets easily.
In the case of socks made after her entrance into the General Talbott extended universe, take notice of the how the account talks. If it does not have the same mannerisms that Nik's accounts are plagued with, it's probably Zoey.
With Kiwi Farms sock accounts, these accounts usually have to do with the anime characters she projects herself onto, as well as a tendency to spam autistic stickers.
When in doubt, post a suspected sock here, most thread regulars can spot her sockpuppets easily.
Threat Sensei
This was the first identifiable attempt at Zoey a-logging herself, and the only one so far that has completely backfired on her.
Threat Sensei, also known as Threat Slayer, Threat Destroyer, etc. were a series of sockpuppets on Twitter operated by multiple people back in 2018. These accounts existed primarily to spam reports on any tweet that contained violent threats, and other things that would normally be against Twitter's rules. Due to the fact that many people were reported by this account due to posts that were taken completely out of context, these accounts were incredibly hated by Twitter's userbase, and many sought to have these accounts suspended.
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How was Zoey involved in this? Simple. She made some accounts under the ThreatSensei name. Due to ThreatSensei's proximity to the Splatoon community, this was the easiest way for Zoey to get attention from said community.
[a]Zoey had a habit of pretending her accounts were "hacked" by this ThreatSensei person.
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[a]Of course, these claims of Zoey's alt accounts being hacked were already dubious. But any credibility Zoey might have had completely went down the gutter after two claims:
1. She somehow managed to 'get into the email' of one of these Threat Sensei accounts.
[a]2. The true and honest identity of Threat Sensei is now Zoey's sister.
[a]This leaves us with two possibilities
- Zoey is lying
- Zoey is somehow a very skilled hacker, who also keeps getting hacked, and her 'sister' hates her.
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Zoey, to this day, has not acknowledged any of these accusations publicly. The closest thing she has done is laugh about this nearly 6 years later. Just to remind you, Zoey was 12 years old at the time. Normally, I would not fault someone so young for something like this, but Zoey failed to take this thread as a wake-up call and has appeared to have only gotten worse in this aspect over the 6 years she has had a public presence on the internet.
FortniteFanatic7000
(note: you may recognize this account from Zoey's recent attempts to perform gayops against Nik)
FortniteFanatic7000 VGCP AUTTP AKKTK ATHDTC EDCP is Zoey's longest running failtroll attempt, one she cannot let go of for some peculiar reason.
I heavily recommend reading this thread to get a better understanding of what Zoey was attempting to accomplish with this, though it's not fully necessary.
Zoey's first FortniteFanatic account was on youtube, which can now be found as 'Dead Channel'
[a]None of the "Grounded" videos are that relevant. However, the comment section of the "Character Eliminations" video is, due to:
1. Accusations of plagiarism
2. The chimpout that ensued after Zoey was accused of plagiarism
Zoey would then make a video about "killing the bad users", which was anyone who engaged in this trashfire. The video was very intimidating, of course.
And another comment section chimpout
At this point, Zoey started tying her main identity 'Splatinist' to this account, most likely in an attempt to clout chase.
Unfortunately for Zoey, it seems that these 'bad users' were not dead, as she made another video on her FortniteFanatic channel where the same individuals were deported to Mexico.
Of course, this is not the only account of Zoey's with the FortniteFanatic username. A common theme of this thread is Zoey's inability to give up when she should.
Zoey has two FortniteFanatic channels, deciding to kill one of these channels and make a new one for some reason, as well as plenty of Twitter accounts dedicated to this, though many of them appear to have been deleted and/or suspended.
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[a]In order to avoid unnecessary redundancy, I'll reserve the rest of this for another section, which is far more relevant to that.
In conclusion, Zoey has a ton of sock accounts, almost enough to compete with the same schizo that ended up bringing her presence to the Farms.
THE DRAMA WHORE-OUT
(a.k.a. Zoey's insane Twitter habits)
(a.k.a. Zoey's insane Twitter habits)
When Zoey is not making various sock accounts, Zoey will constantly get into drama with other users. Even if she is choosing to involve herself, or the one starting it, she is always attempting to paint herself as the victim in some capacity.
One example is her obsessively tweeting about a user by the name of Salem/@clamblitz, while simultaneously accusing this person of stalking. Remember that Zoey is a pathological liar, and most if not all of these claims are most likely not true at all.
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[a]Hmm, blackmail? We'll get to that in a moment. For now, more rage
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[a]And here's that aforementioned 'blackmail'. Which of course, was actually just Zoey being rightfully told to fuck off.
Once Zoey was done being angry, she decided now was the time to moralize about the situation. Of course, because she feels pity for what's been happening, and not an attempt at damage control.
[a]Zoey also has a habit of showing off when people block her, instead of just moving on. If you're lucky, she'll even throw in some accusations without any proof.
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[a]And bragging when she's able to get people suspended, or wishing for people to get suspended.
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[a]Oh, how could I even make a section like this without mentioning how often Zoey gets banned herself?
Zoey is constantly getting banned for threatening violence towards others, telling people to kill themselves, etc.
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[a]Most of the behavior I've shown so far was from when Zoey was much younger. Surely, she must have improved as she got older, right? Unfortunately, this thread wouldn't be here if that were the case. In fact, I'd argue that Zoey has gotten much more off the rails.
Unfortunately, a lot of archives are missing of her much earlier years, so it's hard to say what Zoey was up to during these past few years prior to creating her current emoboyfucker69 account. However, she does take credit for making some tag called #oumapiss, which is a reference to a fetish work involving the Danganronpa character Kokichi Oma pissing himself in various scenarios.
[a]SCHIZO BOY MEETS BPD GIRL
And now, we're at the point to where Zoey was brought to out attention. Zoey's introduction to none other than Personal Army General, Nikolas Talbott!
If you're unaware as to who that is, I highly recommend reading Nikolas' thread first to understand. But I'll give you a brief introduction to save your time
Nikolas Marshall Talbott is a 30 year old demented schizo who first came to the Farms to ask for a Personal Army against a 14 year old black pooner girl, who called him a pedophile for enjoying Genshin Impact. Nik was under the assumption that Kiwi Farms is a trolling website that is looking for new targets to harass, and ended up walking into a lion's den and walked out with the thread being about him.
To this day, Nikolas dedicates an extreme amount of time to making hundreds of sock accounts every single day in order to get revenge against this 14 year old child, as well as a few other targets, all of which are people who will not worship the game known as Genshin Impact.
To this day, Nikolas dedicates an extreme amount of time to making hundreds of sock accounts every single day in order to get revenge against this 14 year old child, as well as a few other targets, all of which are people who will not worship the game known as Genshin Impact.
Zoey is incredibly obsessed with Nik, and for the past couple of months, has continuously egged him on.
Her first attempt in grabbing Nik's attention was impersonating Nik's attempt at impersonating our Dear Sneeder.
[a]Which took a bit, but eventually, she managed to get a response out of Nik.
[a]It gets a little quiet for a couple of days, but an account that was initially mistaken for being Nik showed up to make false allegations against someone named Strawberry Narwhal.
Of course, our dramawhore had to get in on this.
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[a]This would be the beginning of the constant back-and-forths that would go on between these two. Zoey would find something that 'WeedUser' would say, start something with him, and then the two would spend hours going back and forth with each other.
Of course, this didn't stop the real Nik from making a couple of "unblock emoboyfucker69 accounts"
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[a]Now, Zoey had the opportunity to just ignore these. But who am I kidding, of course she reacted.
[a]Zoey was also under the belief that Nik was sending her follow bots.
This might be true, as Nik has confirmed that he spends money on Twitter bots and then commits chargeback fraud. However, at the time of writing this, most of this website is plagued with bots, so it's unknown if Zoey is just connecting two unrelated things or if Nik is actually buying bots for her account.
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[a]It seems that not even Nik spamming Zoey with follow bots can deter the oumapisser, as she would continuously go back and forth with accounts that she believed were Nik.
#2759 / #2807 / #2810 / #2820
Of course, at some point, Zoey would make it clear that she is aware of the coverage she was getting over on Nik's thread. If the unblock emoboyfucker69 accounts weren't a sign that Zoey should abandon ship, this for sure was.
[a]But of course, Zoey just doubles down, like she always does. It seems that absolutely nothing can deter our oumapisser.
Zoey would get increasingly retarded in her attempts to annoy the Army General, including some classics such as
Offering one of the fake Nik accounts someone's address
[a](and lied about who the address belongs to)
[a]Reusing her FortniteFanatic7000 alias to skinwalk as Nik
Telling Nik to kill himself over a sock account that she simultaneously insisted was not hers
[a]And creating a fake Kiwi Farms, whilst skinwalking as Nik
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[a]BPD GIRL MEETS KIWI FARMS
(and the subsequent gayops)
On August 6th, 2024, Zoey was given her own thread due to a high amount of interactions with other cows, and having a relatively cow-ish Twitter account of her own. (and the subsequent gayops)
There were some initial doubts as to whether or not Zoey was deserving of her own thread, but worry not, for Zoey was very quick to prove that she was a cow worthy of a thread, by accusing Kiwi Farms of being a gangstalking website that was targeting her. Keep in mind, Zoey's thread had been inactive for over a week when this post was made, and it hadn't even reached more than a page.
[a]For once, redditors were on the side of Kiwi Farms, and called Zoey a retard and said it's her own fault she has a thread. Zoey's response to people not immediately siding with her and seething at Kiwi Farms is pretty predictable.
This thread would go silent for another week, until Zoey made yet another stupid decision that would just give her thread more attention. She joined the gone_fishinq discord to complain about her thread.
Zoey, assmad about being made fun of, attempted to impersonate PS2 Nishiki in the gone_fishinq server, and shat it up in the dumbest way possible.
And gave herself away almost immediately afterwards.
That's about it for Zoey trying to complain about her thread. Instead of complaining about her thread, Zoey decided to waste her time making sock account after sock account over on Kiwi Farms.
Originally, all of her socks spammed puzzle piece reactions. But once Zoey started developing a noticeable pattern in sock accounts, she would switch it up with the sock account 'THE EXORCIST'.
Here, she would go to Nikolas Talbott's thread to accuse random people, mostly the people who regularly follow this thread, of being socks of each other.
She'd fuck off for a couple of days, until she got mentioned in the Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame
And decided to have meltdowns in multiple threads about different accounts being socks of one another, which lead her to getting threadbanned 3 times.
And what do you know, she even got a Pink Triangle!
mitsufan
On September 15th, 2024, Zoey's thread was moved into the public board 'Internet Tough Guys', a board that fit Zoey very well due to her constant socking and frequent crusades against anyone who angers her. She publicly acknowledged her thread for the very first time only a few hours after the move was made, proving she actively checks this website for content about her.
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Socking fuckery ensued only a day later, as Zoey attempted to impersonate Sprate Header directly on the forum. This went over as well as you expected.
[a]Nothing interesting for the next few days, until Zoey decided to make her official debut onto this forum under a new account: @mitsufan. What brought Zoey to Kiwi Farms this time?
[link]Zoey, in a flash of genius, decided she needed to find new people to team up with to teach these dang dirty Kiwis a lesson. And she could not have picked a worse person to team up with.
This person was Amanda "I AM NOT A MAN" Lochmann, or Colton Lochmann,
Colton Lochmann is a 29 year old autistic tranny brony, who initially joined Kiwi Farms to advertise his attempts to cow-tip someone named Pixyteri. Colton's usage of the farms would later turn to attempting to get a Personal Army against his ex-friend, who stopped being friends with Colton due to him being a narcissistic leech.
It's uncertain who approached who first, but these two were now in contact with each other, and Zoey had Colton accuse a few people of being various enemies of Zoey's.
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[link]Shifting focus back onto this thread, Zoey would come on here and accuse people of wanting to rape her whilst whining about being a poor victim. This wasn't noticed until much later, due to her post being stuck in a mod queue.
[link]Her sock was noticed only minutes after it was made. Talk about failing to keep a low profile!
LIST OF OTHER COWS SHE HAS INTERACTED WITH
Elaine "Pissminge" Miller / Trollcow
[a]Patrick S. Tomlinson
[a]And Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP)
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
List of sock accounts on Kiwi Farms (in chronological order, excluding her main account@mitsufan:
@FortniteFanatic7000
@mitsuba
@Explorer Chan
@the magic stick
@wrong about everyone
@THE EXORCIST
@SprateHeader
@HATEMAXXING
@IM A GREAT CHEF FUCK OFF
@Esoterical
@EDITING LEGEND
@STOPHARASSINGMENOW
@talbott must die now
@oma_kokichi
@shumai
@shuhara
@Gothpone84
@awmui is a pedo
@🍒🌸🧊🍵
@cherryperfume
@im not a zoo animal
CONCLUSION
There are many people in this world who have gone through hardship after hardship as children, those woes being completely out of their own control at the time. Zoey is one of those people, coming from an unstable environment, and just being handed the Internet without any restrictions at a young age.
However, you can only go so far in life before you've played a hand in your own misfortunes. Part of being an adult is acknowledging when you've fucked up and just trying to move past it, something Zoey has shown time and time again that she is not willing to do.
The Internet is nowhere near as serious of a place as people like her make it out to be. Who cares that some forum autists are making fun of you? If you can't just laugh it off, then log off and stop.
Zoey serves as a cautionary tale for what happens when young children are given Internet platforms before their brains can handle it. She started off as a young artist, until she let Internet attention melt her brain. Youth, naivety, mental deficits, and desperation are a dangerous combination for creating a lolcow, especially ones who are too stubborn to listen to any practical advice you give them. Zoey is an especially frustrating case to look at, as she is not someone who is deadlocked into this life and can easily fix all of her problems, but outright refuses.
What's become of our former artist is now a barely legal drug addict who attention whores online and thinks everyone is out to get her.
Sad.
There are many people in this world who have gone through hardship after hardship as children, those woes being completely out of their own control at the time. Zoey is one of those people, coming from an unstable environment, and just being handed the Internet without any restrictions at a young age.
However, you can only go so far in life before you've played a hand in your own misfortunes. Part of being an adult is acknowledging when you've fucked up and just trying to move past it, something Zoey has shown time and time again that she is not willing to do.
The Internet is nowhere near as serious of a place as people like her make it out to be. Who cares that some forum autists are making fun of you? If you can't just laugh it off, then log off and stop.
Zoey serves as a cautionary tale for what happens when young children are given Internet platforms before their brains can handle it. She started off as a young artist, until she let Internet attention melt her brain. Youth, naivety, mental deficits, and desperation are a dangerous combination for creating a lolcow, especially ones who are too stubborn to listen to any practical advice you give them. Zoey is an especially frustrating case to look at, as she is not someone who is deadlocked into this life and can easily fix all of her problems, but outright refuses.
What's become of our former artist is now a barely legal drug addict who attention whores online and thinks everyone is out to get her.
Sad.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Thank you to users @Sprate Header, @Axiom the Fucker, and @Toji Suzuhara for archiving Zoey's Twitter madness.
Thank you to @Admiral Throbnelius for assistance in thread formatting, I couldn't have completed this without your advice.
Thank you @RicoNecroDoc for uncovering Zoey's original Twitter account, which was a huge help in identifying Zoey's habits.
Thank you @Shieed for the discord archives.
And thank you, reader, for being here today.
Thank you to users @Sprate Header, @Axiom the Fucker, and @Toji Suzuhara for archiving Zoey's Twitter madness.
Thank you to @Admiral Throbnelius for assistance in thread formatting, I couldn't have completed this without your advice.
Thank you @RicoNecroDoc for uncovering Zoey's original Twitter account, which was a huge help in identifying Zoey's habits.
Thank you @Shieed for the discord archives.
And thank you, reader, for being here today.
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