Workforce Conscription - Spin the wheel to see if you're being drafted into food service, shipping, or retail

[WhoBusTank69]

Why don't we alter selective service in the US to instead push people into shitty yet valuable workplaces during times of need? I'm talking jobs such as at the McDonald's near me that's always closed despite Google Maps saying it's open, and in shipping because my propeller hat is still in transit after two years, and retail because I can't find anyone to look in back to see if there's more of an out of stock item.
Surely this will solve everything with absolutely no repercussions.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Because that's Communism, you retard

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Because that's Communism, you retard

That's it, you're working in the sewer.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

That's it, you're working in the sewer.

With the amount of shit you're spewing-out, someone will have to clean the sewers. Sooner or later

 

[Osmosis Jones]

So you would have conscription be used not to defend a country but to take someone away from a potentially great career to force them to work at McDonald's so that your dumb fat ass doesn't have to go to the next McDonald's not 4 blocks further down the road? C'mon man, you could have at least thought this out better. This would be a fun conversation if you'd opened with people being conscripted to work in trades and manufacturing in times of need.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

This would be a fun conversation if you'd opened with people being conscripted to work in trades and manufacturing in times of need.

But that would be a serious conversation. Also all of our shit is made in other countries, so it wouldn't work as intended.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Lol this is retarded, but I would no shit bring slavery back. Why have Explosive Ordinance Disposal, when there's a perfectly good cartel member sitting in prison doing nothing?

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Why have Explosive Ordinance Disposal, when there's a perfectly good cartel member sitting in prison doing nothing?

Don't prisoners already get jobs in prison? You should make a thread for that.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Lol this is retarded, but I would no shit bring slavery back. Why have Explosive Ordinance Disposal, when there's a perfectly good cartel member sitting in prison doing nothing?

That would actually do better. A shock collar so they won’t escape, forced to work at Walmart.

 

[mr.moon1488]

That would actually do better. A shock collar so they won’t escape, forced to work at Walmart.

Can you imagine the sight of cartel members wearing shock collars and working at grocery stores?

Little old lady: Excuse me, sir, I knocked over some orange juice on aisle six.
Convict: FUCK YOU BITCH!
*shock collar engages followed by a warning message reminding the offender of the owner's legal authority to perform a summary execution*
Convict: Thanks for letting me know mam!

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Can you imagine the sight of cartel members wearing shock collars and working at grocery stores?

Little old lady: Excuse me, sir, I knocked over some orange juice on aisle six.
Convict: FUCK YOU BITCH!
*shock collar engages followed by a warning message reminding the offender of the owner's legal authority to perform a summary execution*
Convict: Thanks for letting me know mam!

In the future, we can put brain implants that gives them a bit of a headache. Wrong action and the convict gets a mini seizure.

 

[Wesley Willis]

My questions is, what are people doing for money? The checks stopped years ago.