Worst New Users of 2018 - The newfags we wish we could ban.

[Gordon Cole]

As the year draws to close, it's time to reflect on the things that defined it. As the flipside to my last thread, this is dedicated to the worst users of the year:

@Godzilla@1989 & @LaughingJoke, for shitting up the Moviebob thread to the point of unreadability via their barely literate autism.

@StarryGreenEyes95, for setting a new Halal record and for being a general attention whore.

@Hell0, who decided that going on a socking spree and getting permabanned was preferable to just waiting out a tempban that would've lasted a week at most.

@Ballzymaker94 & @NinFreakLan, for not getting the hint that being we.ens towards OPL will only end in failure.

@PantsFreeZone, for being a horrible /pol/ack by A&H standards, as well as internet tough guy shenanigans.

The Zoosadist faildoxers, who's autistic Sherlock rp lead to them trying to track down dogfuckers via ice cream and fire ants.

Post your (least) favorites below!

 

[BE 911]

Can I post the majority of the posters in the Dee threads and anyone thinking riding his ass for literal hours in PMs is funny?

 

[Zaragoza]

Can I post the majority of the posters in the Dee threads and anyone thinking riding his ass for literal hours in PMs is funny?

I legitimately got scared when that thing (StarryGreenEyes95) followed me, so glad it changed it's mind afterwords.

 

[Jaiman]

That one Asriel autist in my server who shat up the Zoosadism thread whining about "not all furries", then openly admitted to having sock accounts.

 

[Bassomatic]

@Hell0 no doubt in my mind, what a sperg.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

@StarryGreenEyes95, for setting a new Halal record and for being a general attention whore.

@Allen John Jones III, @Darkhusky88, and @darkshadowfox would all like a word about this assertion. I'm pretty sure Allen was halal'd in a matter of hours as was DSF, and DarkHusky/Sniffeh was probably around the same amount of time SGE95 took, maybe a tad longer.

 

[The Cunting Death]

@FatFuckFrank

He's such an obnoxious cunt, I wish he were dead!

 

[Kamiii]

I was wrong, @Dee Price takes THIS trophy

 

[Nekromantik]

@Lillith1991
For this lovely quote, and than surging out for being made fun of for power leveling.

I've always found it hilarious I always got shit for not liking vaginas from straight women. They'd always throw huge bitch fits if I said anything bad about their cunts.

As a gay MtF tranny, I always loved dicks because they're just so much more appealing to vaginas. Even if I were topping someone, I'd prefer my bottom to have a dick, because vaginas are fucking disgusting.

I've always hated how vaginas smell and look. They look like soggy, rotting, roast beef.

Vaginas are objectively the most disgusting thing about sex. The only things that comes out of buttholes is shit.

Yeast infections and periods are truly more disgusting than dealing with shit during sex.

 

[Bob Page]

@Guardsman42 for that fake vigilante thread. Didn't even bother to properly research.

 

[AJ 447]

We've still got another month for someone to really bring it.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Not a halal or anything but @Truthboi grinds my gears.

 

[Nobunaga]

Everyone

 

[OB 946]

me

 

[IV 445]

@Hell0 was enjoyable to have around in chat Sort of like a spazzy, but funny, little brother in chat.

Plus it’s not like we have to deal with his shenanigans. We aren’t the janitors around here.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

@Guardsman42 for that fake vigilante thread. Didn't even bother to properly research.

I unironically hope he dies.

 

[Richardo Retardo]

I'm also going to have to say @Darkhusky88 and @darkshadowfox deserve at least a dishonorable mention on this list.

 

[JB 236]

Can I nominate all the new users in the Sargon, Vee and Metokur threads?

 

[Black Waltz]

@Lillith1991 for stealing my style

 

[Doctor of Autism]

@Truthboi for being a massive newfag