would Abraham Lincoln eat a random Gypsy?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Abraham Lincoln is hungry and a street gypsy has wronged him in some minor way.
Would Abraham Lincoln eat the gypsy?

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Yes, he would just call that legal removal or cancellation.

 

[LimeRikki]

In the scenario you presented, the gypsy isn't random, it's someone specifically who has wronged him.

I do believe that Abraham Lincoln would retaliate against the gypsy who had wronged him, I do not believe that Abraham Lincoln would eat a gypsy randomly, unprovoked.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Yes but it turns out it’s the old gypsy from Thinner so Lincoln gets all the curses the gyp inflicted simultaneously.

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

MR LINCON WOULD ONLY EAT SELECTED GYPSES because he was a refined men of cultured tastes