Would it be gay to suck a snail's dick?

[ShahOfIran1979]

Did you know that some snails are hermaphrodites, and therefore have both sex organs? It's not gay to fuck a human with a vagina, so isn't it not gay to suck the penis of a snail with a vagina?

Where do you lie in this debate?

 

[Marche]

There was somebody in my country years back that ate a slug and infected with rat lungworm and became crippled from it and died.
Snails also carry rat lungworm so if you suck a snails penis you might just get infected.

it would also be gay.

 

[Tablet County]

It's not gay to fuck a human with a vagina

I dunno I still think it's a little gay to fuck a pooner.

 

[peachlover669]

OP are you thinking about sucking a snails dick?

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

snails have dicks?

 

[Dysnomia]

Depends on the type of snail. Some are hermaphrodites. So you're really just getting extra freaky. Others, like mystery snails, have binary sexes. So if you want to get gay with a male snail that's the one you want.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It'd be gay bestiality, worse than "regular" faggotry. However, objectively, it'd be historically noteworthy since I'm sure there's no record of any person ever doing that.

 

[Chao Garden]

it'd be zoophilia that's for sure

 

[Trichuriasis]

We dissected a snail in biology class a long time ago and the penis looked like a long white thread, longer than a finger (and obviously longer than the snail itself). It would probably be like slurping up a very thin long vermicelli noodle (and then it breaks and you would literally eat a dick). Hope that helps

 

[Not 6 Foot]

If a man sucking a dick is gay then yes, by definition, it is gay.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I think you need mental help.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

I think you need mental help.

I'm obviously joking. Also this is a hypothetical.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I'm obviously joking. Also this is a hypothetical.

"Hypothetical"

Except for the part where you suck dick

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It's times like these I'm glad I'm not a snail.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

snails have dicks?

They're called love darts. Think of it like a detachable penis.

 

[Ass to Ass]

This is by far one of the weirdest threads I've ever seen posted in Thunderdome.

 

[pollution jim]

I guess it would be gay as human hermaphrodites (which is very gay) but I thought you were talking about sucking up snails out of their shells for food. Can't imagine eating a snail, let alone fucking one

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

This is by far one of the weirdest threads I've ever seen posted in Thunderdome.

It's a simple philosophical question.

 

[Vining]

This type of thinking is what led to the Iranian Revolution lmao

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It's a simple philosophical question.

To be fair, you need a very high IQ to appreciate a philosophical discussion about sucking a snail's dick.