Would it be morally wrong to acquire Ralph's corpse, cut off the Gunt, stuff it, and turn it into a cat bed/ neck pillow?

[DaBigBopper]

Asking for a friend who recently acquired a nice little European carry all, the truck protests really slowed down the shipping. I'm thinking I have like a 3-4 year wait before he dies so I could probably find a good enough taxidermist within that time frame.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Ask "your friend" this question: do you really want a gunt to gently caress your neck while you sleep or have the skin crack open when the cat kneads it?

 

[Lammy]

I don't think it would be immoral, providing warmth to a feline or comfort to a human neck would more than likely be more productive and beneficial to the world than anything Ralph ever has or will do with his life.

 

[Jarch6]

Yes, ralph and his gunt should serve the public good by being taxidermied and retained in a sarcophagus as was done with Lenin. Turning his into your cat's pillow after he dies would be incredibly selfish.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Yes, it would be profoundly immoral. Cut off from its host, the gunt will begin engaging in a process of asexual reproduction. Assuming it is kept fed with an appropriate amount of Maker's Mark, current projections suggest that it will create a devouring horde of subgunts capable of depleting all of Earth's resources within 3-6 months.

 

[WebLurker]

... Ew.

Just... why?

Think of the smell

 

[Tom Myers]

The gunt is some quality fat-back bacon in the makin'.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Yes, but when has that stopped anyone from this hellscape of a website doing anything

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Yes, and it's also legally wrong. Why would you want to take The Gunt from its rightful heir The Demon Baby?

 

[winterfag]

I wouldn't want an innocent kitty to get lost in there

 

[DaBigBopper]

Yes, ralph and his gunt should serve the public good by being taxidermied and retained in a sarcophagus as was done with Lenin. Turning his into your cat's pillow after he dies would be incredibly selfish.

What if I presented it to Fearless Feeder as a victory trophy? Proof that Jershua Conner Moon has cast down his enemies (I'm assuming that he'll have a stress heart attack).

 

[spastic_bag]

Cat?! That thing could comfortably accommodate an English Mastiff with room to spare.

 

[Mr. Bung]

No, that's disgusting. Just a gunt leather wallet would be great, but there should be enough left over to make a gunt leather carry all as well so why not? And maybe while I'm at it throw in a couple gunt leather straps for my iwatch. Simple, yet fashionable.