Would you be jewish if you could?

[Trump's Chosen]

I love jews.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

hell no

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

literally why

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

LOL, the fuck kind of question is this? What are you going to ask me next, would you be a woman if you could?

 

[KingNothing]

Are we counting Black Hebrew Israelites?

 

[Smokeski]

if i had to choose between being black and being jewish, id choose being jewish. But i don't have to since im white, which is a blessing.

 

[Idiotron]

For all I know, I partially am.
One of my best friends is Jewish, she told me I have some "Jewish features".
Also, totally unrelated, donate to Israel, please.

 

[Bogdandoff]

Yes, so i can be extremely ethnocentric and get away with it.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Are we counting Black Hebrew Israelites?

yes, you're allowed to pick as many handicaps for your character sheet as you like.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

There have been a few times I've wondered if it might be nice to be jewish.

I've also considered what it might be like to marry into a jewish family. It would probably be cool when you were on their good side, but then if you got a divorce her family of highly paid lawyers would take the kids and legally annihilate you, you'd be a mumbling shape in the gutter by the time they were through. Also idk if you'd have to get circumcised.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Also idk if you'd have to get circumcised.

snip snip, we just want the tip

 

[Bonesjones]

I'm not a pedophile nor am inbred schizo retard, and nor do I want to be, even if it means giving up on financial black magic I can use to attack people's credit scores.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

I'm not a pedophile nor am inbred schizo retard, and nor do I want to be, even if it means giving up on financial black magic I can use to attack people's credit scores.

Don't forget the holocaust handouts.

 

[TEA 3HF]

Of-fucking-course not. Who would I shitpost about?!

 

[Troonos]

Hell yes, imagine how much power you'd obtain.

 

[hothead]

only ethnically, not religiously

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

For all I know, I partially am.
One of my best friends is Jewish, she told me I have some "Jewish features".
Also, totally unrelated, donate to Israel, please.

We're your pants on or off at the time?

 

[Chongqing]

I don't know.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

I could enjoy being a richjew.

But I don't want to be one of those poor self-hating liberal jews.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

I’m kike maxing right now