Would you date a date?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Imagine one of the California Raisins only bigger and has more of a brownish yellow color, like a see-through turd.

 

[Laburnum]

You're really selling it to me by comparing it to a turd.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Are you a figgot?

 

[PositiveMonk]

What is this? A focus group for the Medjool Dates sales team?

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Well.. yes.