would you date a girl who isnt turtley enough for the turtle club?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

imagine she was perfect in every other way, but she wasnt able to get into the turtle club due to not being turtley enough, would you draw the line there?

 

[PositiveMonk]

Absolutely not. My future partner MUST be turtley enough for the turtle club.

 

[The Lawgiver]

if she can't turtle, she has to go to the twin towers.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What kind of sick fuck would date a girl not turtley enough for the turtle club?