Would you date a woman with no name?

[Kosher Dill]

She just doesn't have one, no first or last name. She won't answer to any name you give her either. She can still get a passport and driver's license and all that but they just have blanks for the name.

So, would you?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Well I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. This sounds about the same. I'm in.

 

[Laburnum]

A minute too late to be funny.

I could deal with it though. Who needs names anyway?

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Well, I'll force her to pick a name from a list and use that one. Then it was her choice and not one I picked.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Well I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. This sounds about the same. I'm in.

You could do both at the same time if you dated Pantsu

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

They have names now? I just call them all "Babe" or if I'm mad, "Bitch".

During sex I yell out "Julaaaaaaaay".

 

[Justice Tony]

Look man I don't even remember my girlfriend's name, this is a benefit if anything.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That dude with the surname "Null" had all kinds of database problems, e.g. he was getting assigned traffic violations from other people that were keyed in with incomplete data.

Either my girlfriend is completely immune to junk mail and all prosecution and the Fae, or she's going to be constantly on the phone demanding agencies update their records. The first one is cooler but the second one is way more likely.

The no-name thing wouldn't be a dealbreaker, but it would be if she were an asshole about it. Like, if I suggest she just tell the guy at Starbucks a fake name for expediency, is she going to go on a rant about her political/artistic/metaphysical beliefs?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

yeah sure, why not. i get a gf and the only downside is i have to use nick names rather than a proper name for her? this sounds similar to situations where a cat has a proper name but i always just end up calling it 'kitty'. i have no problem with this.

 

[dick brain]

Yeah. When I was a womanizing degenerate I used to call women by their names a lot because it makes people think you care about them, but when I started trying not to be a piece of shit I overcorrected and now I just call everyone buddy or friend, so it'd be business as usual probably.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Is it that she just won't respond to names only or does that extend to any sort of referent?

 

[Turquoise]

What are her (?) pronouns?

 

[Kosher Dill]

That dude with the surname "Null" had all kinds of database problems

On the other hand, I feel like the calculation would shift a bit if every database suddenly thought she was the Null.

Is it that she just won't respond to names only or does that extend to any sort of referent?

Just names, you can call her "Sugar Tits" if you want and she'll respond to that about the same way as any other woman.

What are her (?) pronouns?

The normal kind.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Just names, you can call her "Sugar Tits" if you want and she'll respond to that about the same way as any other woman.

Id date a no name woman then. I'll just say "mujer" to get her attention and refer to her by saying "mi mujer."

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

if by date you mean fuck then sure why not

 

[Forever A Loner]

i was gonna say I could give her my name, but i guess thats not an option.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Well I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. This sounds about the same. I'm in.

I came without protection in a whore with no name. It felt good to be straight and not gay.
In the femboy, you can remember you're straight and there ain't no one there to call you a gay.

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