Would you hide me in your attic

[John Badman]

If I was a goy who committed an antisemitism and was about to be deported.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

How much money do you have?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Yes, I would. I would also alert the authorities that I had you trapped in my attic and to come and get you.

 

[Nice Comoesta]

No.
I WILL be telling the Hooligans where you are.

 

[Staticness]

No, I would turn you over for being a retard and blowing your load too early.

 

[Dawdler]

Ok, Anal Frank
Only if you write a diary I can sell laters for gaziilion bucks

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Sure, I don't have an attic, but go ahead. Maybe you can fit into the chimney .

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Sure, provided you're a based communist and not the faggy modern kind. I mean old-school, hard in the paint Bolsheviks.

Otherwise no luck buddy.

 

[Poison]

Depends how much cock you're willing to suck.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Yes, but I get publishing rights to your diary.

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

I've got some other people in there. Would you settle for under the house?

 

[draggs]

Yes

btw im burning the house down for the insurance money

no im not going to give you a heads-up when i do it