Would you probe an alien?

[Pharaoh Fungus]

You have a UFO and advanced technology, and so you travel to another planet to abduct a member of a less advanced species. Do you probe them?

 

[Doji]

Is your mom an alien.

*slaps knee*

 

[Testacles Maximus]

How else am I supposed to learn their reaction to getting probed?

 

[Moths]

Are they hot by my species standards?

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Yes

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