Would you rather be in the woods with a (male) vampire or a man or a shapeshifter who looks like a man?

[Gangstalker #32194]

Yes the vampire sparkles.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Would you rather be in bed with a tree or in the woods with a man?

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Is the man a shapeshifter? Or just like a regular boring man?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

i apologize, i will add shapeshifter to the options

 

[Character from a movie]

That depends. Is the male vampire Brad Pitt playing as Louis De Pointe from Interview With The Vampire? Is the man Brad Pitt? Can I ask the shapeshifter to turn into any man I want? If the answer is yes, can that man be Brad Pitt?

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Can I ask the shapeshifter to look like a woman instead?
Feminine penis is optional.

 

[OrionBalls]

I don't know how to kill shapeshifters, so I'll take either the male vampire or the man, please.

 

[DankSmoker]

I think at this point I'd ask myself why I keep hypothetically getting myself stranded in the woods, and assess why I keep bringing strange companions.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Vampire, they're pretty easy to kill or fend off. I wouldn't know what to expect from a shapeshifter.