Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a dick or a fist in your ass?

[figgernaggotte]

Assume you had the anal reconstruction Jew on standby and a full supply of campy camping ready holecare.

Your choice if it's a bear, an otter, @Otterly, a hairy gay bear, a hairy gay bear that's a human, a woman, a strapon, or a troon.

 

[#FF0000]

What's stopping me from immediately running away from the situation?

 

[figgernaggotte]

Nothing, the point isn't if you're trapped, it's what in your ass.

 

[#FF0000]

Nothing, the point isn't if you're trapped, it's what in your ass.

How long does it stay in there for?

 

[figgernaggotte]

Until you're out of the woods, depends on how fast you run. Assume the fister is limited by you and not his or her own endurance.

 

[#FF0000]

Until you're out of the woods, depends on how fast you run. Assume the fister is limited by you and not his or her own endurance.

I'll choose a strapon.
A strapon the size of the ant.
You didn't specify the size of it

 

[figgernaggotte]

instructions unclear, fireant has now stung your asshole

 

[Tablet County]

Which one is the bear?

 

[figgernaggotte]

Both, though for the literal bear he wears gloves with cotton balls under the claws for you.

 

[Seafarer]

What size penis/fist are we talking here?

 

[figgernaggotte]

up to you, but it's bitching out to go with a needle dick

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Fist because dick is the very last thing you want in your ass.

 

[figgernaggotte]

it's not gay, just bros helping bros

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Is the otter an animal or the gay kind of otter?

 

[figgernaggotte]

Your choice, but otterly obviously requires consent and I doubt there's interest

 

[Otterly]

A dick, or a fist in your ass?
Or
A dick or a fist, in your ass?
I think I’d bite anyone who tried either to be honest

 

[figgernaggotte]

Yeah that oxford comma there was an oversight on my part. You could get stuck with some twat named Richard.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

A fist is much more likely to permanently ruin your asshole.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Are the dick and fist attached to a guy or are these just dismembered body parts being shoved up your ass?

 

[Shidoen]

Can't you at least buy me dinner first?