Would you rather

[Jotch]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games?
Or, games, unlimited games, but no games?

 

[Caralho]

So basically what you're offering me in the second option is a PS5

 

[Fat Gollum]

I already had unlimited bacon when I fucked your mom.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Unlimited time to play said games.

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

i am confused by this queston

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Option 1
I'm tired of people playing games when it comes to Bacon.

 

[Jotch]

NIGGERS

 

[Jotch]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games?
Or, games, unlimited games, but no games?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Hmm…unlimited bacon sounds good, but I think we ran that well dry in the early 2010s during the bacon craze everyone got wrapped up in.

You can’t fool me, OP! I choose unlimited games but no games.

 

[Pruto]

lol this thread is particularly retarded when you're not obese.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Unlimited bacon but no games, seeing as the alternative is nonsense. At least I could sell the bacon and retire.

 

[Jotch]

Unlimited bacon but no games, seeing as the alternative is nonsense. At least I could sell the bacon and retire.

But you would have unlimited games

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

But you would have unlimited games

The "but no games" clause would seem to cancel that out.

 

[Jotch]

The "but no games" clause would seem to cancel that out.

but you have games, unlimited games

 

[dick brain]

haha

 

[Jotch]

Would you rather aliens not exist probably.
Or door gets stuck all the time?

 

[Jotch]

Would you rather,
PickleNinjaAssassasin69?

 

[Turkroach Couple]

Unlimited bacon but no games is just a chick who doesn't manipulate you but also has massive cunt flaps

 

[We Are The Witches]

Makes no sense, but probably unlimited bacon so that I can feed that to fatasses without the need to kill pigs, solve world hunger (and give them a cardiac arrest after a few years, so I solve overpopulation as well), and make an ethical, perpetual business because I get my resources from magic/nothingness.

 

[Jotch]

Would you rather,
Uh?
The garage door is broken,
Or dammit Ed I told you not to do that,
Or now I'm going to have to spend my whole day fixing the damn door,
Or now where did I put my fucking tape measure?
Holy McDizzle?