Would you report on a friend that was going full lolcow?

[Red Hood]

I feel like that would be a test of mettle. The kind of ethical quandary Star Trek TOS episodes were built around. Would you protect and stand by a close friend, even when they were publicly melting down and having their JULAY! moment or what have you? Or would you do your duty as a Farmer and report every lurid detail on their thread?

 

[Dyn]

Neither, you step aside so their shit doesn't splash up onto you. What are you stupid?

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

would I be a shitty friend in order to powerlevel on the kiwifarms? hmmmmmm

 

[kiwi-identified cow]

I would probably try to explain what their behavior looks like by referencing other threads here, but if they were truly going full lolcow, they wouldn't get it yet.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

No and if you do you're a sociopath

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

What are friends?

 

[Jolly Copulation]

Nah I wouldn't do that. I would be too busy trying to figure what went wrong in my life that I ended up close friends with a verifiable lolcow.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

>friend
No. And thus I wrote the shortest sad story

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Already outed a former 'friend' to the farms once, and added a bunch of new information to a separate but related dox.

 

[Sammy]

This thread is going full on lolcow.