Wouldn't it be funny if there was this weird thread on Kiwifarms that functioned oppositely to the rest of the site?

[Sean Shemmy]

Okay, so here's my point. What if we made a thread about some nonsense cluster of sites which hate each other, and it was filled with lolcows? But here's the thing, you can't talk about the lolcows when they make fools of themselves or everyone in the thread cries at you and tells you to fuck off and that they don't care. No, instead you're supposed to make "ironic" BBC jokes and tranny jokes and joke about fucking the other posters. And, you know how Kiwifarms has an over 18 only rule? Make it so only minors are in that thread. Wouldn't that be original? On second thought, it reminds me of a certain thread on here... Starts with an S... GODDAMNIT, I'LL NEVER BE ORIGINAL!!! I WILL NEVER BE A REAL SHITPOSTER!!! I'M GOING TO VENT ABOUT MY SHIT LIFE ON A LOLCOW FORUM BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!! I'M AN ATTENTIONWHORE AND I'M DESPERATE FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO COMFORT ME!!!

 

[Jeff Buckley]

I hear a leaking pipe above me

 

[Axiom.]

Soyteens only "ironically" goon to mutt porn.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

I hear a leaking pipe above me

Stop thinking about my penis, homo.

 

[Jeff Buckley]

Stop thinking about my penis, homo.

What?

 

[The Lawgiver]

I think it says something when people keep getting banned for gooning to ERP in DMs...
Don't know what exactly, but it says something.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

What?

How do you know my clitty is leaking if you aren't THINKING about it?

 

[Montenegro supremacist]

Nobody cares about your boyfriend

 

[Azure05]

@Sean Shemmy Ignore what these hateful incels say about you and your trans boyfriend feralteen.

 

[Skitarii]

Such a board already exists.

 

[SlavBVLL]

Holy clitty leakerald autismstone complaindust.

I think it says something when people keep getting banned for gooning to ERP in DMs...
Don't know what exactly, but it says something.

Evendoe the ERP chat was heckin ironic and probably a dataminerald and no gooning happened there or whatever snopes says

 

[soy woah jaque]

Nobody is stopping you from bitching about feralteen xister, we'll just keep giving you autist stickers

 

[Sean Shemmy]

Nobody cares about your boyfriend

@Sean Shemmy Ignore what these hateful incels say about you and your trans boyfriend feralteen.

If Feralteen was my boyfriend... why would I be calling him a lolcow and shittalking him on Kiwifarms?

 

[Skitarii]

If Feralteen was my boyfriend... why would I be calling him a lolcow and shittalking him on Kiwifarms?

Because you are tsundere-chan

 

[Hoverdrive]

Sounds fun, NOOOL DO THIS!

you're supposed to make "ironic" BBC jokes and tranny jokes and joke about fucking the other posters

^except for that part.