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Beauty Parlor and its Future
Chapter One:
I'VE GOT A BLACK CHIMPANZEE NIGGER IN THE BACK OF MY VAN AND A BONE TO PICK WITH THE SYSTEM. MY BIGGEST GRIPE IS THE PEDONIGGERTROON SITTING IN OFFICE, BUT MY GRIPES DON'T END THERE, CAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF THEM. FIRSTLY, GEN Z GIRLS WON'T FUCK ME. THIS IS PROPOSTEROUS, MY NIGGER MOM TOLD ME THAT I AM A VERY HANDSOME BOY MORE HANDSOME THAN GEN Z BOYS. WHAT THE FUCK. AS IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, I TRIPPED ON A ROCK THE OTHER DAY AND LANDED RIGHT ON MY ASS CAUSING THE CONTENTS OF MY DIAPER TO GO FLYING RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY PARAPALEGIC HOOKER CRUSH AND HER GORILLA NIGGER BOYFRIEND. FUCK YOU LAWRENCE I DID NOT APPRECIATE THE WEDGIE YOU GAVE ME I GOT A GIGANTIC RASH THIS BIG ON MY BUM AND NOW IT HURTS. SHIT FEELS AS NUMB AS WHEN I JACKED OFF THAT ONE TIME. WHEW BOY I JACKED OFF THAT ONE TIME I GOT A BIG GORILLA NIGGER IN MY BASEMENT NIGGER BLACK CHIMPANZEE CIA GLOWNIGGER AND HE ASKED ME, "NIGGA IS JACKING OFF A SPORT? CAUSE I CONSIDER THAT SHIT A SPORT YANOWAT I'M SAYIN??" FUCK THAT GAY NIGGER I GAVE THAT NIGGER A BABY RAPER STAMP LIKE THE BABY RAPER IT WAS. I'M GONNA BABY RAPER STAMP YOU LAWRENCE WATCH OUT LAWRENCE I'M GONNA KNOCK YOUR FUCKING TEETH OUT AT 4210 WOLFETOWN RD CHEROKEE NC 28719 BRING YOUR COWARDLY FRIENDS I'LL SEND YOU TO THE MORGUE. ENJOY PRISON LAWRENCE, ENJOY NIGGERHELL YOU BRIMMY OLDCUCK. I'M GONNA KILL YOU AT YOUR HOUSE IN LAS ANGELES STALKER CHILD. I'M GONNA KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE. DEAR COPS: GET FUCKED FAGGOTS NOW POST MY MANIFESTO NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!
Chapter One:
I'VE GOT A BLACK CHIMPANZEE NIGGER IN THE BACK OF MY VAN AND A BONE TO PICK WITH THE SYSTEM. MY BIGGEST GRIPE IS THE PEDONIGGERTROON SITTING IN OFFICE, BUT MY GRIPES DON'T END THERE, CAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF THEM. FIRSTLY, GEN Z GIRLS WON'T FUCK ME. THIS IS PROPOSTEROUS, MY NIGGER MOM TOLD ME THAT I AM A VERY HANDSOME BOY MORE HANDSOME THAN GEN Z BOYS. WHAT THE FUCK. AS IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, I TRIPPED ON A ROCK THE OTHER DAY AND LANDED RIGHT ON MY ASS CAUSING THE CONTENTS OF MY DIAPER TO GO FLYING RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY PARAPALEGIC HOOKER CRUSH AND HER GORILLA NIGGER BOYFRIEND. FUCK YOU LAWRENCE I DID NOT APPRECIATE THE WEDGIE YOU GAVE ME I GOT A GIGANTIC RASH THIS BIG ON MY BUM AND NOW IT HURTS. SHIT FEELS AS NUMB AS WHEN I JACKED OFF THAT ONE TIME. WHEW BOY I JACKED OFF THAT ONE TIME I GOT A BIG GORILLA NIGGER IN MY BASEMENT NIGGER BLACK CHIMPANZEE CIA GLOWNIGGER AND HE ASKED ME, "NIGGA IS JACKING OFF A SPORT? CAUSE I CONSIDER THAT SHIT A SPORT YANOWAT I'M SAYIN??" FUCK THAT GAY NIGGER I GAVE THAT NIGGER A BABY RAPER STAMP LIKE THE BABY RAPER IT WAS. I'M GONNA BABY RAPER STAMP YOU LAWRENCE WATCH OUT LAWRENCE I'M GONNA KNOCK YOUR FUCKING TEETH OUT AT 4210 WOLFETOWN RD CHEROKEE NC 28719 BRING YOUR COWARDLY FRIENDS I'LL SEND YOU TO THE MORGUE. ENJOY PRISON LAWRENCE, ENJOY NIGGERHELL YOU BRIMMY OLDCUCK. I'M GONNA KILL YOU AT YOUR HOUSE IN LAS ANGELES STALKER CHILD. I'M GONNA KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE. DEAR COPS: GET FUCKED FAGGOTS NOW POST MY MANIFESTO NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!
