Write a movie with a fellow Kiwi in it

[Monika H.]

Already got mine

 

[Poiseon]

Rise of the True President
Starring Ron /Pol/

 

[The Last Stand]

Sailor Moon: Human featuring @Cosmos.

Rise of the Furry starring @Ashy the Angel

 

[Crichax]

What Kiwi is that, in your submission @Heinrich Himmler?

Anyway, my story would be a loose adaption of the 4chan private military company greentexts (Punished Creepswork read them) with @Forever Sunrise and @phrise as the lead stars.

The scene where OP breaks into a European sex cult would be replaced with both of them journeying into the horrors of a geek convention.

The best line would be Sunrise reacting in horror to a Homestuck TF/TG fetishist and saying: You literally talk about your sexual fantasies of turning into her (Jade) one post below.

Source of that line (scroll to find it): https://kiwifarms.net/members/crichax.34925/

 

[Monika H.]

What Kiwi is that, in your submission @Heinrich Himmler?

It's a me, the local Nazi big tiddy waifu <3

 

[Immortal Technique]

When Null met Amberlynn. . .

"Null and Amberlynn have known each other for years, and are very good friends, but they fear sex would ruin the friendship."

 

[Wendy Carter]

Sequel to Boss Baby featuring @Y2KKK Baby.
"1 Couch 1 Cuck" - a porn film featuring @FuckYou.

 

[PL 001]

An avant garde piece starting @Shiversblood

Think Julian Donkey Boy meets What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Set in the nihilistic, but tentatively hopeful tone of Gummo. A tour de force of disjointed fever dream vignittes. A sincere attempt to bring Dadaism to the big screen. My guy here is the man to accomplish this task.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Rise of the True King
Starring @jacob harrison

 

[Heartmoth]

I'd write you a few chapters but that'd give away too much of my wordstyle and get me doxxed

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'd write you a few chapters but that'd give away too much of my wordstyle and get me doxxed

Is it because you're Hemmingway

 

[J A N D E K]

An avant garde piece starting @Shiversblood

Think Julian Donkey Boy meets What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Set in the nihilistic, but tentatively hopeful tone of Gummo. A tour de force of disjointed fever dream vignittes. A sincere attempt to bring Dadaism to the big screen. My guy here is the man to accomplish this task.

I would honestly pay to see this.

 

[Pargon]

I make a snuff film where I blow my own brains out. @AnOminous reads my will.

 

[kadoink]

@Null starring in Jaws!

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

The Monster Hunter movie but with out Anderson involved @thebonesauce stars as a Palico who is an alcoholic/ drug lord

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

A buddy-cop flick with @Corbin Dallas Multipass and @Ashy the Angel

At first they're furious that the Chief put them together because he knows how much they despise each other, but then, after they crack the big drag-kid/child prostitution case and get $1m of fentanyl off of the streets they learn to see the good sides of each other.

Then they fuck.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

A terrorist cell is growing in New Zealand and has taken the president hostage, but due to a massive misunderstanding Null is sent instead of a Seal team. With the threat that they will kill the president in 3 hours unless their demands are met, there's no time to get anyone else and the marines have to work with what they got. At first refusing to help, the US government has promised Null they will bank-roll kiwi farms if he can pull it off. With a seal team's worth of equipment, but none of the training, can our unlikely hero save the president and escape from New Zealand?

 

[Y2K Baby]

A terrorist cell is growing in New Zealand and has taken the president hostage, but due to a massive misunderstanding @Null is sent instead of a Seal team. With the threat that they will kill the president in 3 hours unless their demands are met, there's no time to get anyone else and the marines have to work with what they got. At first refusing to help, the US government has promised Null they will bank-roll kiwi farms if he can pull it off. With a seal team's worth of equipment, but none of the training, can our unlikely hero save the president and escape from New Zealand?

Stop @-ing Null.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Stop @-ing Null.

ok.

 

[JosephStalin]

I can't conceive of a movie that couldn't have any Kiwi Farmers in it. We have all kinds here, someone fits in everywhere.

One possible movie with ALL the Kiwi Farmers in it...a version of "Earth Abides", where a fast-moving disease kills everyone on Earth but Kiwi Farmers. They start building a new world on the remains of the old world. God only knows what would happen next. I'd be afraid to ask.