Write a short fanfic about Android raptor

[MTN Dew Rat]

This oughta be fun (Rubs hands together like a Jew)

 

[74164978231]

Go touch grass kid.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

Android raptor fanfiction first, then grass touching

 

[Doseferatu]

She went back in time to make sure her mother did the right thing. Everyone forgot she existed. The end.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

You made her into a tragic hero, how beautiful

3.5 out of 5 roaches

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Once upon a time, I had absolutely no idea wtf OP was talking about, The End.

 

[Cat Hyde Boots]

Abortion was mentioned in the thread
Android Raptor is summoned
528 posts moved to "Debate Android Raptor on Abortion for the six thousand two hundred thirty third time"

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

Abortion was mentioned in the thread
Android Raptor is summoned
528 posts moved to "Debate Android Raptor on Abortion for the six thousand two hundred thirty third time"

Dude I said write a fanfic not bring up the average Kiwi Farms experience

4.2/5 roaches

 

[Tablet County]

Android Raptor Raptored Androids.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Android raptor raped and killed a boy in 1990

 

[The Cunting Death]

Android Raptor decided to stay in Tacoma and didn't develop a hatred for all things Christian.
But then she got super aids and died by niggers.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I gave you an otpimistic rainbow but secretly I did that to indicate that this thread is gay.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

Android Raptor Raptored Androids.

What?!?

5 out of 5 roaches

Android raptor raped and killed a boy in 1990

Eh that probably happened in real life

1 roach

Android Raptor decided to stay in Tacoma and didn't develop a hatred for all things Christian.
But then she got super aids and died by niggers.

5 roaches I like the ending

I gave you an otpimistic rainbow but secretly I did that to indicate that this thread is gay.

Fair enough

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

One day Android raptor meets HHH who has driven all the way from his day job of wiping old man ass because he wants to reproduce. Android raptor is happy a man is finally paying attention to her so she is impregnated by HHH, albeit not without some difficulty due to the mutual obesity of the couple. HHH is excited he is fathering a child who will destroy the Kiwichud /pol/ rapefugees on A&H forever, but Android raptor is excited she can finally fulfill her abortion fetish. But then the local Republican Party passes an abortion ban so HHH and Android raptor have to drive to another state for her baby killing fetish. As they stand outside the abortion clinic, they are shot by black people. HHH bleeds out and Android raptor is shot in the uterus so gets her abortion anyway. But then she bleeds out too and lays dying in a gutter, but is happy since already the cockroaches are crawling over her corpse.

The end.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

One day Android raptor meets HHH who has driven all the way from his day job of wiping old man ass because he wants to reproduce. Android raptor is happy a man is finally paying attention to her so she is impregnated by HHH, albeit not without some difficulty due to the mutual obesity of the couple. HHH is excited he is fathering a child who will destroy the Kiwichud /pol/ rapefugees on A&H forever, but Android raptor is excited she can finally fulfill her abortion fetish. But then the local Republican Party passes an abortion ban so HHH and Android raptor have to drive to another state for her baby killing fetish. As they stand outside the abortion clinic, they are shot by black people. HHH bleeds out and Android raptor is shot in the uterus so gets her abortion anyway. But then she bleeds out too and lays dying in a gutter, but is happy since already the cockroaches are crawling over her corpse.

The end.

666 roaches out of 5.

Better love story than Twilight and so on

 

[The Connected Nose]

One day, as Android Raptor was gazing over her roach kingdom, she had what addicts call a "moment of clarity." She saw what her life had become, and that she was letting the bad thoughts win at every turn.

This realization very nearly caused her to self-delete. But then she quickly realized that would mean ultimate victory over the dark forces that had controlled her life for so long, and she would not allow them any more sway over her.

Later that afternoon, she moved her roaches to the basement and made sure they were well cared for (because some were probably exotic, and killing them en masse would be needlessly cruel). The following day she began to formulate a plan to better herself. She began taking daily showers (with soap, even!), learned to style her hair properly, and started eating right. She even joined the local gym after randomly discovering that vigorous physical exertion was a great mood enhancer.

As the months went by, Android Raptor slowly morphed into something entirely different. Her change in mood and more put-together appearance attracted the attention of one of the regulars at her gym, who was also working on improving himself. She found that she didn't hate this attention, even though it was from a male, which she would have scoffed at previously. As they got to know one another, they both realized they could help each other just by being a shoulder to lean on from time to time. Camaraderie became friendship, became romance, and they realized they were in love.

A couple years later, Android Raptor and her now husband welcomed a set of healthy, cheerful, white twins, a boy and a girl. The twins provided endless joy to the Raptor household, and the sounds of laughter often echoed through the halls. One of them eventually took up his mother's interest in roaches, and as an adult became a well-regarded entomologist.

Time passed, as it always does, and an elderly Android Raptor looked back on her life with a smile. Gone were the darkness and doubt that once plagued her in her younger days, relegated to a dim memory of a brief time when she was angry at the world and let that be her only source of motivation. For the last several decades, that darkness had been replaced by the happiness brought to her by her family; her children, her grandchildren, and everyone else she met along the way. She closed her eyes one last time, and breathed her last with a contented smile on her face.

.

.

.

.

And as the bullet continued on its journey through her brain, the real Android Raptor snapped out of her fantasy. She had realized too late what was possible, and was horrified at what she had done. But she was only able to register the smallest moment of despair before her consciousness ceased to be, and Android Raptor was no more. She was found three weeks later when neighbors reported an odd smell coming from her house.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

@The Connected Nose
5 roaches out of 5; such an emotional story.
... Wouldn't her neighbors be used to odd smells though?

 

[The Connected Nose]

... Wouldn't her neighbors be used to odd smells though?

Odd is relative. A rotting corpse is still gonna smell worse than roach shit and dried vaginal secretions from fujo schlick sessions.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

I used my unrivaled rizz to get into Android raptor's pants and fuck the misandry out of her. Damn, that pussy was nice! All those fuckin' pocket-watching rats and the chief rigger himself Evil Eddie could only kneel in respect.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

I used my unrivaled rizz to get into Android raptor's pants and fuck the misandry out of her. Damn, that pussy was nice! All those fuckin' pocket-watching rats and the chief rigger himself Evil Eddie could only kneel in respect.

out of 5 0_0