Write the premise of a fanfiction with your favorite Kiwis

[Monika H.]

Hallo, hallo!!

This is a fun idea to pass this Tuesday together.
So, I start:

"Panties sets the sail"
@LagoonaBlue x JonTron
Genre: Lemon, smut, self insertion, angst, gore, yaoi

Harriet and Jon travel back in time to live their dream love together, but they end up in the Germany of the 30's, and have to face persecution for their deviances forbidden love. Then, one day a dashing Reichsführer takes notice of Harriet....


Now share yours!





I have far too much free time on my hands...

 

[Picklechu]

"Picklechu"
Picklechu x Picklechu
Genre: slice of life

I sit at my desk, most likely in my underwear, while drinking whiskey and reading lolcow threads.

 

[Rand /pol/]

I have sex with LofaSofa's cousin. The end.

 

[LofaSofa]

Ron /pol/ kills himself after "ur mom" responses are banned. The end.

 

[MrTroll]

Schindler's List but with kiwis instead of Jews.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

@FUCK You, getting spanked and buttraped/hatefucked by @LofaSofa on a sofa....@Pikimon joins in!

 

[JambledUpWords]

@Tesshollidaysflupaknees and @amberLAH having a lesbian orgy with Becky, Dana, Chantel, Big Al and Destiny in room they are trapped in. The door only unlocks when everyone successfully eats each other out and everyone gets an orgasm at least once.

 

[cumrobbery]

*snap*

 

[Tim Buckley]

"Abbo Sex"
@Dynastia x @Null
Genre: Hentai

Joshua Moon and a very unkept abbo masturbate furiosly to each other on webcam while talking about retards, every day, forever.

 

[Remove Goat]

"Trickle Pickle"
@paintingatree and @Marvin

Chris goes to the mall on a date but he gets cucked by a man in a pickle suit in front of everyone

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

@Null bukakke orgy

 

[PT 940]

I actually wrote one
DSP/self
https://pastebin.com/hP3bFu8i

 

[Ass eating cunt]

@Y2K Baby and yours truly get into a fight about Wich Eva waifu(asuka/rei) is the best, only to be stopped by @Zaragoza saying Kaworu is the best, ending on a Cliff hanger

 

[Y2K Baby]

Kaworu

Is he legal
Asking for a friend

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Is he legal
Asking for a friend

None of them are legal

 

[Y2K Baby]

None of them are legal

He seemed kind of older tbh

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'm legally required to post on Internet forums that I am a registered sex offender.

 

[Cromagnon]

Null's horse tranquilizer fuelled bender at a weekly 12 step programme meet for dangerously obese women.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"how kiwi jeff got his ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ back"

 

[Zaragoza]

@Y2K Baby and yours truly get into a fight about Wich Eva waifu(asuka/rei) is the best, only to be stopped by @Zaragoza saying Kaworu is the best, ending on a Cliff hanger

But I actually like Rei...