y r u braking up w me?

[Larkin N Likin]

i thot u said 5ever

 

[Penis Drager]

You became outdated so I replaced you with a newer model.

 

[Some JERK]

It's not me, it's you.

 

[Vingle]

You became outdated so I replaced you with a newer model.

He had the audacity of becoming older than twelve. If its not on the clock, it’s too old.

 

[Penis Drager]

If its not on the clock, it’s too old.

If it's not on the clock, it don't deserve the cock.

 

[Least Concern]

Look, I thought I could get over the bacne. I thought I could just get over it with time. But it's just… it's just not happening, man. I'm sorry. You can say it's my fault if it feels better for you.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

You had an axe wound. I’m sorry, it smells too much like anus.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Because there is more, better cock in the world. If I haven't had yours yet I"ll just hold out for better cock.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I just want to be friends

 

[XANA]

I got a new goth bf it's over 4 u. he said we'll be together 6ever

 

[Absurdity]

I told you to leave the toilet seat up and you didn't listen.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

because you make sandwiches like old people fuck

 

[theshitposter]

I need the emotional support too but you just carry your own baggage all the time

Sike nigga, i assumed you were a lottery ticket but you turned out to be another basic bitch who couldn't look through my lies. Never loved you

 

[Gorgar]

You don't have enough robux.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

 

[Rick Flairening]

Your cock is bigger than mine, which is kinda a deal breaker.

 

[Bigpapapump]

I just realized that you have poop inside of you, and that's way 3gross5me. Besides, Becky brings uncrustables, and she shares!