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Yes, intervene in Haiti — and push for democracy​

After 15 months of Haiti’s convulsive descent into pandemonium following the assassination of its president, there is at last serious discussion of international intervention to prevent a humanitarian disaster in the tormented island nation. U.N. Secretary General António Guterres on Sunday, the Associated Press reported, proposed that one or more countries deploy a rapid action force immediately in response to Haiti’s own plea for help to break the paralyzing grip of violence and the accelerating breakdown of infrastructure and public order.

That’s a step in the right direction, but it comes with a critical asterisk: Any move to put international boots on the ground to restore a semblance of stability in Haiti risks additional bloodshed, at least in the short term — and will fail if it props up the current government, which is widely despised.

Largely owing to Washington’s puppeteering, Haitian Prime Minister Ariel Henry was sworn in in July 2021 after the assassination of President Jovenel Moïse. His unelected, illegitimate government has been a predictable disaster. It has either enabled or promoted the country’s dissolution into criminal gang fiefdoms allied with the country’s elite. It has made no serious attempt to prepare the country for elections, nor undertaken good-faith negotiations with Haitian political parties and civil society. It has demonstrated its impotence by ceding control of the capital, Port-au-Prince, to mounting violence.

The result is dire. Water and fuel supplies have been blocked, schools are closed, grocery stores are mostly shuttered, and a resurgence of cholera is taking its toll.

In a letter to President Biden last week, a group of Democratic lawmakers provided additional detail about the Henry government’s failures. The letter also noted that even as Haiti’s turmoil has deepened, the Biden administration has failed to replace its special envoy to the country; the previous one resigned a year ago.

The Biden administration’s heedlessness has been compounded by its ongoing campaign of deportations; to date, it has flown more than 26,000 Haitian border crossers back to their native country, in most cases without allowing them to apply for asylum. It is unconscionable for the Western Hemisphere’s richest country to saddle the poorest with a stream of migrants amid an economic, humanitarian and security meltdown.

No one should take lightly the prospect of an international intervention in Haiti. Such efforts in recent decades, by the Clinton administration and the United Nations, have provided few long-term improvements. A U.N. peacekeeping force that was deployed for 13 years, until 2017, provided a modicum of stability but was responsible for introducing what became one of the world’s worst recent outbreaks of cholera. Some of its troops sexually abused Haitian girls and women.

That’s a cautionary tale. Yet weighed against the cratering prospects of a failed state whose main export is asylum seekers, many Haitians would support — if with misgivings — the chance at restoring some semblance of normal life. For an intervention to succeed, however, it’s not enough to suppress the chaos. New hope for Haiti must involve a path toward democracy — and a transition toward a legitimate government with popular support.
 
Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake.
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. (We live here.)
Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS.

Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake.
Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em.
Cause they had a bad earthquake, need some band-aids and corn flakes.

Cause they been wasting the last 500 years in their underwear playing in the sand. (with no pants)
We said put some clothes on, they was like "No", now a earthquake took their ass out. (so sad)
We gave them a little bit food and kidnapped a quarter million kids.
Y'all come with us, don't be scared it's cool.
You won't never see your parents again. (they're dead)

(You know)
Now I'm thinking while we over there
(We should)
Lay down a couple states.
(Yessir)
Y'all just wait 'till I'm president, I'm gonna run shit a whole new way.

Yeah
Germans they're lesbians and have AIDS, listen up everyone I ain't playin' witchu.
Are we done fighting Germany? Are we done with Germany?
No, Germans seem to really like starting shit but it's cool cause it's not like they ever win
"But we did kick France's ass! "
Yes you did, but who did not?

Okay Germans started up World War I then they was like "Whoops my bad! "
We said it's okay then a couple years later, they start a world war again.
They killed like a million Jews and then they killed another five million.
I think we should take them all to school and just blow they ass up right now!

Fuck y'all
"Nein please don't blow us up! "
Get fucked
"But it was only a game! "
Y'all suck
"But we won't do it anymore! "
You'll never eat a weinerschnitzel again!

Yeah
Spanish people sound like they should be brown, but you go to Spain and everyone is white.
We should make them change their name or we could send them Mexicans.
(Yeah)
Norway doesn't really do anything, we can't really trust them I don't think.
Scottish people talk funny, Irish people swing from trees.

When I'm president, we gonna carpet bomb some French cities, and because they all speak French, we gonna also bomb Quebec.
(Wee wee)
And if Korean boy wanna mess with me, then I'm a nuke his ass and say "Ninja please"!
And if they keep fuckin' round in the middle east, they just mad cause their mamas are Lesbaneses.
(Then)
I'm gonna bomb everyone whose name ends with "istan".
(Cause they all stupid)
I'm gonna blow up China cause they eat little dogs.

Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake.
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. (We live here.)
Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS.

Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake.
Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em.
Cause they had a bad earthquake.

Hey man at least they didn't get raped. Wait what? Oh, they did? Oh, well then. Someone should give them money.
 
Nah, we're not the world police and it'd be wrong for racist, bigoted, trannyphobic Amerikkka to tell brave and stunning BIPOCS how to run their country.
Ammurrican occupational forces have been present in Haiti more years than they've been gone in the last century (even excluding a few years of the 1915-1934 occupation, when Citibank ordered Woodrow Wilson to invade them to keep wages down and had subsequent presidents maintain the occupation).

When they've left, it's because they've put filthy collaborators who will preserve their interests in charge.
 
Ammurrican occupational forces have been present in Haiti more years than they've been gone in the last century (even excluding a few years of the 1915-1934 occupation, when Citibank ordered Woodrow Wilson to invade them to keep wages down and had subsequent presidents maintain the occupation).

When they've left, it's because they've put filthy collaborators who will preserve their interests in charge.
All the more reason we, the evil empire of America, shouldn't intervene.
 
America really fucked itself by not letting the DR just do a wholesale purge of Haitians on the island back when Trujillo was around. DR owning the entire island would leave it more peaceful and easier to manage.

At this point, just put that "Barbecue" guy in charge and let him and his minions do whatever the fuck just as long as it doesn't piss off anyone of actual importance, U.S. included.
 
Even a lot of black people detest Haitians. The only govt who would fool around with that country right now would have to be one with ulterior motives beyond 'freedom'.
Dominican Republic will be finishing its border wall with Haiti in 2024. Unless the Biden regime plans to intervene- hope we're all ready for an import of thousands of Haitians into the US, if that comes around
 
How much more can US interviene? They trained the people who killed Haiti's president (some of the assassins worked for FBI), they stationed troops there to keep control (officially to help with disaster relief) after Haiti conveniently asked them, what more should US do? Fund it? They are doing that too
Make Haiti the 51st U.S. state and spite P.R. in the process? I'm betting the Dems would just love that -- a far-flung state with a ready-made population of dumb niggers who'll vote Dem as long as they're given enough gibs.

Oh, and all of the nigger kids they can rape and/or process into adrenochrome or whatever.
 
America really fucked itself by not letting the DR just do a wholesale purge of Haitians on the island back when Trujillo was around. DR owning the entire island would leave it more peaceful and easier to manage.

At this point, just put that "Barbecue" guy in charge and let him and his minions do whatever the fuck just as long as it doesn't piss off anyone of actual importance, U.S. included.
And then the Haitians shot themselves in the foot when they killed all whites and mulattos during the revolution of 1804.

Btw, is that sudden need to intervene in Haiti was a request from Conan O'Brien? :story:
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Haiti has been a humanitarian disaster since its inception, due to Haitians. There's never been a period of prosperity, there's never been a period where they haven't been terrorised by their criminal class operating hand in hand with their ruling class. Haiti may be utterly unique in this respect, although parts of Liberia might compete for the title of Living Hell these days.

Any intervention ground force is going to deploy there forever, essentially. They won't make a dent in the status quo, either. Not that the author of this article cares, of course: Haiti has deep gold deposits and plenty of bauxite just sitting around waiting to be extracted tax free. And of course, it has oil and gas. Suddenly this new foreign interest makes perfect sense.
 
Any intervention ground force is going to deploy there forever, essentially.
Deport all the Haitians to Germany. Now you have a free place to make livable. Make sure to use some insane WWII logic (i.e. "we're the good guys and so our concentration camps are good"), and everyone will say it's good.
 
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