A machine that turns everyone into Kiwi Farms shitposters. Literally everyone. People like Joe Biden, Elon Musk's tranny kid, your elderly grandmother, ect. now all dedicate their lives to making shitty threads for all eternity.
Not exactly a DeLorean Back to the Future, but a device that would let you review key points in your life and the decisions you made. You couldn't change them, obviously, but it would provide some sort of AI/VR/video prediction about what would have happened had you made a different decision. And it would call you a dipshit for all the wrong decisions you made, including choices in dating the opposite sex, etc. It would be a SLTM (Self-Loathing Time Machine).
An auto art machine.
Got an image in your head you need made but lack the talent? Let the AAM deliver your imagination to the world!
Of course I’m an EVIL genius too so it will switch what it’s drawing if you get any intrusive thoughts. Hope you enjoy your fantasy landscape being ruined with an image of the momentary dread you felt at the idea of a razor blade underneath your nail.
A device that allows instant teleportation between location. It would revolutionize the transport industry. Imagine being able to travel anywhere in the world instantly.