You ever stop and wonder what you would do if you found your name on the farms?

[Random Internet Person]

Or if you found out you had your own KF thread?

 

[Kulee Baba]

Suicide.

 

[Damien Thorne]

I would re-evaluate the priorities in my life.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

dmca

 

[Sir Bartleby Montclair]

I already know that I'd go to my thread and start arguing with people, trying to justify all the shitty actions I've taken, and probably end up untintentionally revealing a lot more embarrassing information about myself. That's just the kind of person I am.

 

[Lady Pigroach]

I would drive to Null's mom's house and threaten him with a knife.

 

[Driftwood]

docking a truusomy 18 iznoach eive ent.

 

[naught sock account 1]

id shoot a place up so the thread would barely be a footnote.

 

[s0mbra]

Laugh and start betting in how many pages y'all get to.
Probably even join in on the fun if people didn't connect my KF to everything else.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Wonder how it took so long

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

id cums

 

[Penis Drager]

The best course of action would be just to ignore it and hope you get bored.

 

[Enoby Way]

I'd relax because I've already scrubbed all my fur affinity accounts clean of identifying information. Now I just have my first and middle names, my birthdate, and state of residence, and the only link on there to my real identity is my twitter account. My twitter only contains my linked in which contains the pdf of my undergrad thesis promoting child sex dolls for pedophiles, and also my nudes. I *might* make a throwaway farms account to taunt people about how they'll never find my DeviantArt, or my RPF fanfic, and laugh at them for laughing at me.

Seriously though I would dfe, lie low on the internet, and try to move on irl. There is nothing you can do to remove a thread once you're documented on here so the best thing to do is give people nothing to observe and fade into obscurity rather than inflate the activity on the page. I.e. coming here to defend oneself would be a mistake.

 

[Pissmaster]

Post in my own thread "yo it's me lmao here's a selfie for proof. q&a time, ask me anything"

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I'd just accept it and move on. The biggest problem with people that DO get their shit posted on here is that they immediately panic, try to deny any wrong-doing (or at least try to justify it), and worst case scenario freak out at everyone commenting and act like KF as a whole are the bad guys.

People respect you more when you own up to your shit, and if you remember the golden rule of "do not feed the trolls", the people that do poke you will eventually give up and move on to a different/better topic.

 

[Idiotron]

If it's my real name, I would take legal action because I don't exist online under my real name aside from my bank account and such.
If it's one of my usernames on this or some other website.... who gives a fuck?

 

[Teadrinkr]

Join in. You wouldn't know it's me, and it's good to laugh at yourself from time to time.

 

[Product Placement]

I won't fall for this trick, you just want to see who already has a page on here, I'm onto your games

 

[Bob's Vagene]

cum

 

[Eris!]

Something retarded probably