You get doxxed, what do you do?

[Gromitandwallace]

Somehow and by a unknown method, a member of the farms has successfully revealed your full name, address, and contact info. What do you do in the light of this?
Here are three hypothetical situations:
1.All of the above and your face is shown.
2. All of the above, but with no face, and word that a member of the farms will come looking for you to spray acid onto your face to horribly disfigure it. Null will not get involved.
3. (2nd in terms of actually happening). You get your own LOLcow thread made for you, and you get downbombed at every turn you make. What do you do with this?

If you just pick one choice, what do you then in the other choices?
I'd just be moving with my life, but I'd watch around my corner if you know what I'm saying.

 

[los pepes]

Absolutely nothing. If you feed the fire in any way you just provide entertainment for the freaks on this site. Deprive it of oxygen and we'll bore and move onto someone else. If you even acknowledge it you're fucked.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

I'm not sure I understand the hypothetical? I don't think for most people getting doxed would be a big deal. If you're saying my choices are either 1. Face Reveal, 2. Have psycho come after me with acid, or 3. Be subject of a lolcow thread I would definitely just opt for the face reveal?

 

[The Pink Panther]

only a worried fool who fucks up on this website asks this question on the farms

 

[OB 946]

I don't know, I'm boring as shit, so probably nothing.

 

[maalikthefakemuzzie]

If you are moral and principled enough no one is going to care.

 

[HG 400]

I pledge my life to the person who doxed me as their loyal slave, as any honourable doxer would.

 

[Remove Goat]

Send $20 in bitcoin to Null to have it taken down

 

[Damn Near]

stick stuff up my butt, i guess

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I would do what GethN7 did after being ousted as a pedo and just keep on posting.

 

[Gromitandwallace]

only a worried fool who fucks up on this website asks this question on the farms

I thought it be a cool question to ask. I wanted to see what the interesting, and possibly funny, responses would be. I was planning to ask a Ugly Bastard question, but I thought this question would be better in *Deep Thoughts*.

I'm not sure I understand the hypothetical? I don't think for most people getting doxed would be a big deal. If you're saying my choices are either 1. Face Reveal, 2. Have psycho come after me with acid, or 3. Be subject of a lolcow thread I would definitely just opt for the face reveal?

It's a choice of which options you would prefer. The other ones are there as for what you do in a given situation. I was watching Facebook (or camera footage) horror movies, and this came out as a inspiration from that.

 

[Surf and TERF]

Probably agree to whatever is being pointed out as embarrassing and leave the thread alone. I am properly aware and ashamed of my autistic habits, (this website included) but they aren't bad enough to provide much entertainment.

 

[Rancid Flid]

Fuck it, I'll just convert to Islam, get a suicide vest from the local mosque, wait until the Kiwi comes along with the acid & blow us both into a pile of snot & gore before I get any acid on my perdy little face. Unless the Kiwi is exceptionally exceptional & brings LSD instead of corrosive acid, in which case, we'll just trip out for a while & probably have loud, animalistic sex in a public place. Then I'll torture them to death, have sex with their corpse until it turns green & fetid, then when I've finished, sell the remains to a Turkish restaurant. Inshallah.

 

[FA 855]

I thought it be a cool question to ask. I wanted to see what the interesting, and possibly funny, responses would be. I was planning to ask a Ugly Bastard question, but I thought this question would be better in *Deep Thoughts*.

It's a choice of which options you would prefer. The other ones are there as for what you do in a given situation. I was watching Facebook (or camera footage) horror movies, and this came out as a inspiration from that.

It was unfriended wasn't it?
Now I have your movie dox you must do as I wish or else I'll dox a certain TV show I think you enjoy.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Well I'd fight back and argue with anybody who makes fun of me for it, of course.
Lots of caps and bold text.

 

[Maltninja]

Doxxed? You change gender and go hard on the cream cake.

 

[Gromitandwallace]

It was unfriended wasn't it?
Now I have your movie dox you must do as I wish or else I'll dox a certain TV show I think you enjoy.

Fine. You get your wish. What do you want me to do, master? Every master has their master, you know. If you dox my tv show, I'll dox your waifu(or haifu alternatively).

Well I'd fight back and argue with anybody who makes fun of me for it, of course.
Lots of caps and bold text.

And you'll wait until it gets moved into the Spergatory from Null or a other mod.

 

[Slamerella]

My thread would make Chess look like the most extreme sport ever made in comparison.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

And you'll wait until it gets moved into the Spergatory from Null or a other mod.

Oh, I nearly forgot: send threatening emails to Null's hosting company and also incomplete DMCA requests to Null directly.

 

[UQ 770]

Considering you'd need a microscope to see my web footprint, not a lot would probably happen. Thought it'd be just my luck if I turned out to be the only person to get the typical internet death threats and then actually have some spastic show up at my doorstep and knife me.