Cocaine and Whores work allot better.
Heh. The business man's choice is Crank (the real good shit) and Champaign (also the real good shit). Guarantee to wake up one day in a bed with someone else you never seen before.
Luckily in my case it was not a bad looking lady all of the time.... Heh. Yea I can laugh at myself for the stupid shit I've done. So here's some Meme's put into a fanciful story from the old man.
Note my brothas... There is no Red bone in this one, just Ugly to da Bone man eater If you can survive her apply for Medicare and disability immediately. Because your body and your dick will be broken... forevea.
Yea this has happened to me a few times.
Was going to marry one of these. But before anything got serious my friend was murdered almost 20 years ago (not the girl in the picture, my lady friend did look a lot like her). Told you I hung around a rough crowd. I do miss her as she was fun to be with. What could be considered ugly could make you happy for the rest of your life too.
Got lucky a few times.
Older ladies need pounding too.
Sometimes I feel like this... legally...
And of course this as well. Especially when both eyeballs are in one eye socket and I'm pissed off...
At people in Silicon Valley Land...
Who think they are the second coming of Christ.
When in reality they are nothing but pod people.
Who gets on my nerves to a point I have to be the villain.
That in his past, uses his hard earned money that he has worked for...
To hire some of the best attorneys available
To make them into Sad Pandas
And so ends my little story of memes
So just remember to live life the best as you can or in my case...
Better living through Chemistry!!!
