You have to spend $5000, but...

[Lady Adjani]

- whatever you purchase can never be re-sold or given away, it's yours for life
- you can't buy food
- need to spend it all at once

what do you buy?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Cocaine and cocaine accessories. (Hookers)

 

[Pomniman]

I buy ur mom just to punish you for posting this thread.

 

[MoffAlbert]

Farming and chicken keeping equipment.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Fancy guns.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

3 T66 turbos, with NOS, and a Motec system exhaust.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I buy $5000 worth of gold, then go to each pawn shop and cash 4 gold place pawning this gold, then go back to my house where it has magically appeared again.

 

[MARlNA]

I buy the materials to build multiple, high-quality bioactive enclosures for various species of frogs. And then buy the frogs, of course.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

A grave plot. It'll be useful one day.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

$5,000 worth of pre-paid debit cards.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

A Toyota Celica.

 

[Kosher Dill]

A little postage-stamp-sized oil painting of the Joker from Big Hollywood's Gallery For Cool Rich Guys (Minnesota Branch).

 

[dick brain]

A $1000 rifle and $4000 of ammo.

 

[OrionBalls]

A Hobart Double Stack oven I recently found on Ebay, and pay to have the church hooked up to gas. Solves so many problems

 

[dick brain]

A Hobart Double Stack oven I recently found on Ebay, and pay to have the church hooked up to gas. Solves so many problems

You'd solve more problems if you hooked up gas to a synagogue.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

$5000 prepaid credit card.

 

[soup peddler]

One of those tiny Japanese mini-trucks. I would get a full-sized pickup, but I only have tiny business to attend to.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I'd buy a guitar I've wanted for a long time, the Jackson PC1 Phil Collen in transparent blue.

 

[Pruto]

Drilldo

 

[Town Drunk]

train simulator DLC, I'm still 5K short.....