You wake up and 12 black guys with giant dicks are standing over your bed.. what do you do?

[Bob's Vagene]

What do you do in a situation like that?

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Run, get distance between me and grab a weapon

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

Are there any foreign substances on me?

 

[JethroTullamore]

Well, the first thing your gonna wanna do is yell “no-homo” so whatever does happen isn’t gay.

 

[Enoby Way]

Quantum leap back out of there.

 

[Jones McCann]

But ask him for child support and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

 

[Death Grip]

Take as many as I can, duh!

 

[Jason Wynn]

Be slightly annoyed that they're not the type of guy I prefer, but whatever, a dick's a dick, I'll make do with what's been given to me.

 

[Niggernerd]

Yell "very homo" it deters the negro away as they say "tch yo nigga diz gay shit is whack dog tch man fuck gay niggas daw-g"

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

say “ @RavenCrow s moms room is next door” and then go back to sleep

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

Talk to them about the BBC corporation.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Im not gay but 0$ is 0$

 

[the fall of man]

I have woken up in your mom’s house by accident. Going back to sleep

 

[MrJokerRager]

Check myself to see I did not transform into a slim and slender blonde woman with big tits, nice ass, great feet and blue eyes. If not then I am dreaming.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

Give them the RIGHT address to Ron Toyes house....

 

[Purin Chan]

Sneed

 

[The Lawgiver]

If by "standing over your bed" You mean like hovering? Probably assume I was experiencing some sort of sleep paralysis type hallucination without the paralysis and vibe out with them for a bit.

Otherwise I probably wouldnt see the dicks at first and I'd be like "yo what the fuck why the hell are you guys in here naked at 4 in the fucking morning". If they remain as stoic as they were when I was sleeping I'd just probably walk away and maybe call someone telling them "ay there's like 10 or 12 naked dudes in my house, what the fuck? Yeah, they're just standing there."

 

[Miller]

I ask Greg Lansky if I can get paid now.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Are they naked?

 

[Maude Snew]

Your mom OP.