You wake up in the middle of the night. You see this. What do you do?

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Uncle Sid]

Wonder who the other person is in my bed.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I've got one better. You wake up in the middle of the night, and you see this.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I would turn the TV off.

 

[DerKryptid]

 

[Solid Snek]

 

[Shig O'nella]

Ask her to move. If I wake up in the middle of the night it's to take a piss, and she's blocking the door.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I've got one better. You wake up in the middle of the night, and you see this.

This is worse than when my periods ruined a mattress.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Disregard, resume Bible study. Offer to join in.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Look out the window to see if it's raining blood or something equally apocalyptic.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Go back to bed, I got shit to do in the morning.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Call the cops.

I have no idea what venereal diseases she has, I'm not about to make her the mother of my children, I'm not about to wait and see to find out if she'll try to become that by herself, and she clearly broke into my home so you know she's crazy.

 

[The Last Stand]

I don't get it. Is she a human or a cyborg?

 

[Sharkbait]

Scare her off with my really bad ukulele play

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I'd pull the covers over the kid in the plaid shirt's head and say Oy Vey! This isnt what it looks like!

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Mag dump, reload, and call the police.