You wake up to find you are now Joshua Moon, what now?

[GratsTheat783]

What would you do?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

sell the farm to the highest bidder take the money and go back to serbia to find me a trad serbian wife. i dont want to deal with all the problems of running the site.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

See if my old self just stopped existing.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

See if my old self just stopped existing.

if it is a situation where Null and I swap places then he gets the better deal. he gets a nice toned, skinny, and sexy body while i get a fat tub of lard. not a fair deal at all.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

Looks like I'm gonna end up gaining 50 pounds (at least)

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I would put out an apology statement to Liz Fong Jones, turn the website into a trans-positive anti-chud forum, and profess my love for Keffals, then pray that I get Freaky Friday'd back into my old body before I have to touch her stinkhole.

 

[Lady Adjani]

I'd make the front page re-direct to meatspin

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Declare the great Kiwi Jihad!

 

[stares at error messages]

Go back to sleep. Damn it. I woke up as different person again. I hate when that happens.

 

[not william stenchever]

I would eat cheddar.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I would eat cheddar.

a true chad among us.

 

[Fat Gollum]

I would unban every banned user and ban every user who isn't banned.

 

[OrionBalls]

I'd finally send noods to Chantal, my dainty habibi.

 

[Chao Garden]

implement a new post rating

 

[soup peddler]

Accidentally leak "my" IP, leading a dozen heavily armed psycho trannies on the global scavenger hunt of a lifetime as they complete quests and unlock clues as to my actual whereabouts. But the eventual winner will naturally be my hand-picked successor masquerading as a tranny, who will help me fake my own death once I hand over control of the chocolate factory Kiwifarms. I will then retire with a BP simpette picked at random.