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Mine: a giant nine-workbook Excel file that I keep track of all my finances in. Every item I purchase goes into a ledger with details like the location, type of purchase, date, price, and so on. Another spreadsheet combines all of that information and tallies up the expenses for each individual day. Another spreadsheet computes average expenditures, as well as shares of expenditures, for each of 12 different major categories and 37 subcategories. By changing settings (with only a few button presses), I can rig it to only count the expenses incurred over any time period, whether I define it as:
- X days before today
- X days before Date Y
- X days since Date Y
- Average from today to Date Y
- Average between Dates Y and Date Z

Then, there's another spreadsheet that just the food information gets fed into to keep track of my cost of eating, day-per-day, based on usage of goods instead of acquisition (charges for taking something out of inventory, instead of putting it in). And another for tracking miles, predicting gasoline expenditures (and thus pricing) off of that, and so getting daily gas expenditures. And a separate sheet for common routes I travel, which uses the gas/gas price estimates to predict costs of trips in terms of gasoline, so that if I go to a city I can think of it in terms as a cost to be incurred (like a train ticket).

I've been continuously building up data for going on three months now: not a single purchase over that period hasn't been recorded in my ledger. 100 straight days of perfect record-keeping.
 
Back in my high school days, I tried my hand at novelizing the (then) ongoing D&D campaign I was running for my friends. Wrote about 80 pages before deciding it was pretty damn autistic of me and abandoned the project.
 
Got into assembling and painting Warhammer recently
I was able to get into the hobby at a dirt cheap price. Lazy consumers + eBay = cheap entry
Found someone selling their unopened models along with paints, brushes etc on eBay.
Everything needed to start, over $800 worth of products for $300.
Only thing I needed to buy was a wet pallette and primer
 
I wanted to make a sample library, that had sounds similar to those found in Big Fish Audio's "Titanium Rhythms".

So I recorded sounds of garage percussion, metal hits and scrapes to be exact. And some Auditory Noise Percussion. Mainly with White Noise, though sometimes Pink and Brownian Noise is also there.
 
I recently made a wood frame for an access panel. I'm so lazy I'll spend an order of magnitude more effort down the road to avoid a tiny hassle up front. In this case the hassle was setting up a router table I'd never used. I decided to do everything with hand tools instead. It took me more than a dozen tries to get "perfect" dovetails by hand. The all worked, but looked like shit. I wasted a lot of time and wood on something nobody cares about, and now I can't even remember which techniques worked best.
 
i collect PDF guides on how to make drugs from various shady internet site
sadly i live in a big apartment building, so setting up a chemistry lab (or a cannabis growing operation) would draw lots of unwanted attention from neighbors, but if i ever get my own property i'll absolutely do it
 
I have an entire file dedicated to an entire tabletop setting complete with its own timeline, universe, pantheon, and lands. I also have entire files dedicated to books to read, movies to watch, anime to watch, things to do, music to listen to, food to cook, things to learn, alcohol to drink, and various other odds and ends. I also have an entire media server meticulously crafted from an old computer and a single HDD that I own. I have added metadata, scanners, and a scanning agent to help get metadata easier. I have it connected on the home network and I plan on expanding my home network and the server. I also plan on making other computer stuff, such as another file server, a hardware fire wall, a computer to learn programming on, a gaming computer, and various other non-IoT Internet capable devices and connecting them all wired. Honestly, this thread should have an s after projects. I have also sorted my favorites into many categories that support the previous things that I have said.
 
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