Your name according to Google.

[Mourning Dove]

I found this on my Facebook newsfeed...

I thought this would be amusing for us, if only for briefly. Of course, you don't have to post your actual name here because those are docs.

As for me, I got "[Mourning Dove] is a guy" as the first result. Apparently I'm a guy.

For my actual username, I got "Mourning dove [is] a salishan autobiography. Whatever that means...

 

[Trombonista]

"[trombonista] is awesome".

 

[spaps]

"[spaps] is a targaryen"

I also got "[spaps] is azor ahai" but my name was spelled differently.

 

[exball]

"[Exball] is Amanda's cousin."
Wat.

 

[cypocryphy]

"Nicholas is about to enter puberty"

"Nick is a faget"

 

[The Knife]

"is [The Knife] a Biblical name?"

(The answer is no, btw.)

 

[Foulmouth]

[Foulmouth] is a
Nothing, I must not exist

EDIT- For just my first name its [Foul] is a poo

 

[Globe]

[Globe] is a name

Ya don't say?!?

 

[Linako 2.0]

 

[Pine Tar]

[Pine Tar] is a little bit chiseled. Maybe in a year.

 

[Coldgrip]

[Coldgrip] is a pooka.

 

[Burned Man]

[Burned Man] is a poopyhead

 

[c-no]

First result: [c-no] is awesome.

Second result: [c-no] is so gay.

 

[Rio]

[Rio] is a female or male

That's... strangely appropriate.

CAP:

 

[Ariel]

[chimpchan] is a saint

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Google refuses to process both my full and my shortened first name for some reason.

 

[Pinhead]

Pinhead is a paragon of manliness - please apply for sexings within.

 

[Fialovy]

...is a lemon
... is a seahorse

okaaaaaaay...

 

[Dee]

Dee is a bird!!!

 

[The Knife]

Dee is a bird!!!

THERE ARE NO BIRDS ON THE INTERNET