Your task is to brutally rape your avatar. How well does it go?

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

You have been given a combat dagger, a handgun, some roofies, rope, and a piece of cloth with Hollywood grade Chloroform to help you in your task.

 

[The Backwards Man]

I would finger him with his dad.

 

[The Luigi Player]

I already been raped

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Sword fight for dominance until exhaustion

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

i'm not a zoophile.

 

[Tablet County]

It's a skull on a fucking ipad.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

As an avid gerontophile I do believe there will be no significant obstacles.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Rape it in the ess.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Let's say less than optimally

 

[Muttley]

Not well.

At all.

 

[Pooner]

I would probably get raped first

 

[Mac Monster]

We would have an old fashioned Mexican Standoff.

 

[GunCar Gary]

if i'm allowed to turn into a dragon beforehand: great, actually

 

[Baraadmirer]

No chance; I'd get mobbed by whatever unfortunate souls he's unleashed Uroboros on.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

No meat on the bone. What's there to fuck?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

It's a skull on a fucking ipad.

Skullfuck it anyway, retard. Rape, uh, finds a way.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

He'd blow me up.

 

[Londo]

I tried but now my name is Cortana and my Holy Halo Ring is being exploded every night.

 

[not william stenchever]

The given equipment is woefully insufficient to rape a space turtle or even one of its' disk-bearing elephants. I would die from exposure to hard vacuum.

 

[Tablet County]

I tried but now my name is Cortana and my Holy Halo Ring is being exploded every night.

Gives "The Great Journey" a whole new meaning.