YouChew / YellowTealPurple / Other YouTube Poop cults - "Muh YTP community," progenitors of totalitarian wokeness with a higher death toll than the Farms, 'authoritative' arbiters on silly internet videos, degenerate psychopaths obsessed with grooming and trooning kids.

[Kirb_456]

Neon Castle sympathizers continue to spread the false narrative that the second closing of YouChew was due to gosh-darn alt-righters like DM, and not wholly the result of unchecked bullying from people like Dew and Waymu coupled with ResetEra-esque Trump Derangement Syndrome behavior from admins.

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Seems like Kiwi farms is now a bad word. But in all seroiusness, who is this sudmfud person, and why is anyone giving two shits about this person?

 

[Grog]

Kiwifarms lives rent-free in the minds of YouChewers and I couldn't be happier about it.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

EmperorLemon is a hypocrite of the highest order. Remember that one twelve-page Google doc he wrote about how YCP and Stu in particular were evil because they were elitist and didn't like him? Not even a year later, he made this:

At 11 minutes in, he excoriates Behind the Meme's video about YouTube Poop, saying that the poops that BtM used as examples were bad because he didn't like them. You know, like what he criticized Stu for? Many of the reasons that he dislikes BtM's video on the subject are valid, but his reaction to it isn't appropriate after writing a long-ass rant tearing into people for doing the exact same thing.

I saw this video a few minutes ago and started skimming this thread for the express purpose of seeing if anyone had posted that video just so I could make fun of it for being a major case of "YOUTUBE POOPS ARE SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS! MEMES ARE FOR GALAXY BRAIN ELITES ONLY! BEING A YOUTUBER MAKES ME UNIQUE & SPECIAL! FUCKING NORMALFAGS GTFO OF MY UBIQUITOUS PLATFORM! PATREON IS FOR SELLOUTS! (because it takes so much integrity to make videos from other people's content (this video brought to you by my sponser))

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Anyone who actually gets this elitist and serious about Youtube poops of all things is a faggot & loser of elephantine proportions & should look into pulling the stick out of their ass and getting a real life. I say this regardless of whether or not EmpLemon is a hypocrite or any other drama he might be involved in, the fact that anyone could be this deeply offended that some WatchMojo clone is talking about memes without express approval signed in triplicate by the higher authorities of the meme-culture committee is some of the most up-your-own-ass shit I've ever seen put on display.

This is not important.

I'm actually trying legit hard to see where he's coming from but his actual points are just nitpicking bullshit. His most major complaint is that the Youtube poop given as an example by the WatchMojo clone isn't contemporary & broad enough of an example, even though the example given is the first YT poop and is thus the definitive example from which all YT poops branch off from. This is like saying Black Sabbath is a bad introduction to Heavy Metal because Black Sabbath is just so old.

The fact that there's even an apparent e-war over this shit is just amazingly pathetic.

 

[GHTD]

Kiwifarms lives rent-free in the minds of YouChewers and I couldn't be happier about it.

Pseudo-tankies are mentally ill is why.

(i.e. Dopply saying China wasn't responsible for coronavirus)

 

[Turkey Beef]

Seems like Kiwi farms is now a bad word. But in all seroiusness, who is this sudmfud person, and why is anyone giving two shits about this person?

Sud is just another personalityless soylent commie weirdo who is desperately seeking approval from his new "friends" at Neon Castle. If the impotent toxicity of his twitter feed is anything to go by, he fancies himself as the next Waymu, even if there is no demand for such sort of entity anywhere.

 

[GHTD]

Sud is just another personalityless soylent commie weirdo who is desperately seeking approval from his new "friends" at Neon Castle. If the impotent toxicity of his twitter feed is anything to go by, he fancies himself as the next Waymu, even if there is no demand for such sort of entity anywhere.

So he's wanting daddy to punch him for being a smartass?

 

[Turkey Beef]

So he's wanting daddy to punch him for being a smartass?

To be fair, every decision and action OldChew has ever made since 2007 has been strictly on a "fuck you dad" basis. This applies even to the 30+ years old "veterans" who still base their personalities around very poorly animated CDi cutscenes.

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

These caps were taken weeks ago from the Neon Castle server, showing them cruelly mocking DM. These happened right when they first found out he was a republican.

 

[vertexwindi]

"Honestly any one of us could have turned out like that guy[.] well, those of us white straightiest anyway"

because flaming faggots and/or minorities can't be conservative

 

[Detrogen]

“Infamous Republican state”

Ah yes Dopply, because you can ascribe someone’s political philosophy entirely to their place of birth says the obese autist from *gasp* Kentucky.

 

[AllMightyCow]

I'm sure a lot of people in this thread know about Awful Fawful's YTPs, but apparently his internet history is hefty enough to at least warrant a mention in this thread. Sometimes /co/ shitposts about him until mods catch on and delete the posts, but I had never seen anything really too out of the ordinary about him. Last year he started "rebranding" his twitter with bad /pol/ humor, and typically uses *oomer wojack memes in his everyday vocabulary. That's not the interesting part. What's interesting is, whenever someone who's actually familiar with him catch wind of these posts, they question him about his new ideologies since he was/is dating Atronach's Aura, a mtf trans person, and on top of that used to be a known fat fetishist and has made his fair share of horror porn

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The reason why I brought this up in the first place was because of this comment thread-
http://archive.li/v2Pt0
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-which lead me to find archives of his old public dA account, in which he had lots of furry/fat fetish artwork favorited on it, and he was already a public brony that made a lot of pony jokes/references in his older videos. He also posted some of his own gay furry art on tumblr before that account got nuked as well. I can't exactly mark down when he stopped publicly posting his fetish artwork and became a born again conserative/altright buzzword machine on twitter, but I remember him making a Dobson/inflation joke in one of his poops in 2015 IIRC so he was at least sort of self aware about the community then.

Ha, I guess Fawful saw this post

 

[Turkey Beef]

I’ve also never heard of Awesomeguy117 but, if his twitter is anything to go by, he’s a furry weirdo so he fits right in with the rest of YouChew.

I came across these tweets the other day. It would appear Awesomeguy117 is going for the same route as SuperYoshi with "I don't want anything to do with the YTP community unless I can emotionally leech them" mode, but that's just my educated guess.

http://archive.vn/zV7rq

Even if AG's dramatics are not terribly interesting, I would say Conrad's response is. He makes it sound like he wishes he had remained just as much of a deadbeat loser as everyone in the "superyoshi invented ytp" echochamber. Rather bizarre to say the least, since I assumed he was doing otherwise fine IRL all these years, but considering he explicitly gloats about discriminating against right-leaning individuals on his twitter bio, I guess he still hasn't shook off the YTP nostalgia goggles and self-absorbed elitism after all this.

http://archive.vn/lBOSY

 

[Die Walküre]

Ha, I guess Fawful saw this post
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he's so fucking pog it hurts

 

[Schwachkopf]

For a quick change of pace from the Minneapolis chimpouts of the last week or so, let's see what a couple of YouChew 'veterans' have been up to.

Waymuu's predecessor, backseat modding addict and resident psychopath AbsoluteBillion engages in ineffective historical revisionism of word salad proportions.

http://archive.vn/2UPvY

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ConradSlater quoting an heroin addict, wife killer and deadbeat dad, because of course he did.

http://archive.vn/tJiJE

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Veteran dindunuffin of times past Nazeem38 tries his best Rokto impression by targeting IntermissionForBunny, who dared to actually do something with his life.

http://archive.vn/d682l

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For those not aware, @acid_for_blood ( http://archive.vn/8OxzA ) goes by @SpaceGodzilla ( https://kiwifarms.net/members/spacegodzilla.13825/ ) around these places. The proof can be found here ( http://archive.vn/unWgH )

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

Here are nine screenshots of the then-recently created #venting channel on the Neon Castle server during the whole shitstorm from almost two months ago. It's proof of their raiding attempt against the YouChew/NewChew server when AwesomeGuy117 very briefly owned it.

 

[Detrogen]

Here are nine screenshots of the then-recently created #venting channel on the Neon Castle server during the whole shitstorm from almost two months ago. It's proof of their raiding attempt against the YouChew/NewChew server when AwesomeGuy117 very briefly owned it.

So embarrassing. Remember this forum got its start off of making Robotnik say “double n’igger”. Now, heaven forbid a centrist is allowed into the pearly gates.

 

[Grog]

Now the ALT-RIGHT is free to recruit 14 year olds by making videos of cartoon characters saying penis. You have to save them, Dopply!

 

[Turkey Beef]

Stuart states the obvious about the YTP "community," even if he still falls for the same YouChew-instituted fallacy of it ever being a thing at any point in history.

http://archive.vn/kXNZS

Most of the replies are under spoilers, they are rather tedious and predictable.

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The only noteworthy replies are that of Geibuchan, who completely misses the point of Stuart's tweet and goes into maximum overcope mode - with a pinch of boomer-tier arrogance and petty jealousness - in claiming that it's somehow the fault of meddling kids (presumably those currently on YTPMania) that OldChew always reeked of failure and codependency.

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

Not sure if it's been posted about before, but it's worth bringing up still: in the late 00s, YouChewer RobotComics created a music-based forum called Futures Passed, with one notable thread dedicated towards discussing people's thoughts on YouChew: https://web.archive.org/web/20120904022642/http://futurespassed.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=283 (first page) https://web.archive.org/web/2012090....com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=283&start=760 (page 39)

Those are two archived pages that I've been able to find so far, as the forum itself was closed about six years ago. If anyone by chance happens to have one or more backups of that thread and anything else related to FP, feel free to post here.

 

[Schwachkopf]

For a quick change of pace from the Minneapolis chimpouts of the last week or so, let's see what a couple of YouChew 'veterans' have been up to.

Waymuu's predecessor, backseat modding addict and resident psychopath AbsoluteBillion engages in ineffective historical revisionism of word salad proportions.

http://archive.vn/2UPvY

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ConradSlater quoting an heroin addict, wife killer and deadbeat dad, because of course he did.

http://archive.vn/tJiJE

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Veteran dindunuffin of times past Nazeem38 tries his best Rokto impression by targeting IntermissionForBunny, who dared to actually do something with his life.

http://archive.vn/d682l

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For those not aware, @acid_for_blood ( http://archive.vn/8OxzA ) goes by @SpaceGodzilla ( https://kiwifarms.net/members/spacegodzilla.13825/ ) around these places. The proof can be found here ( http://archive.vn/unWgH )

Minor update: as if to drive home the fact the entirety of Youchew and it's alumni are irredeemably sociopathic and unconditionally hate and backstab each other all the time, former moderator Hildabelle/ProboSowa crawls out of his tranny cumstained woodwork to paint a target at Intermission's back by posting a screenshot from YCP's private board. Needless to say, Probo is also the same loser who spent his entire forum years whining "muh privacy is being violated" in response to any sort of criticism all the time, not unlike MountainDewMann.

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