(YT) 9/8 - Chris Chan Interview

[Starvolt]

Linking to interview video, did not upload it.

 

[cumrobbery]

He seems pretty chill in this.

 

[Mr. 0]

@spylobster chris thinks you're a nobody

Also how the hell was Chris tapped for this?

 

[LD 3187]

The interview is ok. Highlight imo is when he talks about being trans:

He plans to transition through binaural beats, if it doesn't work he will look into hrt for real (his words) and then if its still not enough and his insurance covers it he will do SRS.

 

[Attraction Slime]

Hey man! You actually did make an account Chris is definitely more mellow than before, possibly exhaustion due to stress and disease?

 

[Milktheturtle]

I'm actually curious on how you got an interview.I know Chris is guillible and all that stuff but last time someone interviewed him it took preparation and a persona.

 

[Attraction Slime]

There's something very candid and almost child-like in his delusions and/or new manner of speech. /feels.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Good to know he doesnt recycle his "gravy" anymore.

He just stores it in freezer next to his Hungry Man dinners, because thats a totally reasonable thing to do.

 

[Milktheturtle]

And I like how he explained that a day in his life is basically''I'm doing nothing with my life except watching TV and Vidya.''

 

[butt in trouble]

"Oh, come on! I haven't drank my own cum in YEARS!"

The look on his face.

 

[Gav01]

I love how Chris thinks that his bizarre, sloth life is perfectly reasonable.

"Still trying to recover from the 'shock' from 2007." XD

 

[Chan the Wizard]

He's balding bad. I didn't realize how far back his hairline is until now. When he was nervously pulling his hair at the :55 second mark, I think he accidentally pulled a chunk of stringy hair out.

 

[Stereotypical Badger]

He said he was pre-op just then right? But didn't I just see a horrifying picture of his artificial lady parts in another thread?

Edit: Just found out it was only his mutilated perineum.

 

[chimpburgers]

The mantits look smaller on camera than in photos.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

There was some good info on his daily routine. That was a good question.

As has been said before, it offers further evidence that Chris day to day isn't too interesting or wacky. He seems to spend most of his time watching a bunch of dated TV shows. He called 'Big Bang Theory' recent. No mention of video-games.

He also confirms his preferential treatment for women when he goes out:

'I be friendly and nice to people. Similar(?) to the men and more talkative to the women'.
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Also good to hear that he still uses the term 'my sweetheart' in response to the lovequest question.

 

[a dinosaur]

He's balding bad. I didn't realize how far back his hairline is until now. When he was nervously pulling his hair at the :55 second mark, I think he accidentally pulled a chunk of stringy hair out.

To think, we may only be a few years of shock and stress sighs away from witnessing the full majesty of a true and honest swamp witch skullet.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I love how Chris thinks that his bizarre, sloth life is perfectly reasonable.

"Still trying to recover from the 'shock' from 2007." XD

Chris must think he's going to live forever. He must think he's got infinite time on earth. That's the only reasonable explanation.

 

[Nigonidas]

I was going to compare him to a grave hag from Witcher 3 but then I took a closer look and realized even the hag has better hair. Maybe the weens should be buying him wigs rather than sending him money or manure in a box. I mean he wears shirts that people send is it really that far of a stretch for him to wear a free wig?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

He seems pretty chill in this.

Yeah of course he is, he's all sorts of high from his stroke/heart attack inducing tranny pills.

 

[Count Olaf]

The interview is ok. Highlight imo is when he talks about being trans:

He plans to transition through binary beats, if it doesn't work he will look into hrt for real (his words) and then if its still not enough and his insurance covers it he will do SRS.

Love to see how thats going to work out after Barb dies and he loses his house. Though really it doesn't matter either way. No doctor alive would clear him for that surgery ESPECIALLY with that gaping taint wound. But even if that weren't the case, I'm convinced that if he actually did go through that surgery it would be the death of him as his poor hygine would result in his new mangina getting infected.

It would be the greatest example of irony the world would have ever known, and I for one would have laughed.