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- Dec 17, 2013
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The main purpose of Ziltoid's Post Revenge Service is to give the average CWCki user a plan to get even. For a nominal fee, me and an elite team of other users will ensure that you are able to get the retribution you deserve, because, hey, the forums are a rough place for a sperg to carve out a reputation.
We here at the company employ a number of tactics for achieving our customer's desires, such as: Giving the target's posts negative ratings to lower their score, providing sockpuppet accounts for circlejerking and faster like accumulation, creating false evidence for the incrimination of other users, and for the most extreme measures, providing new accounts on new IP addresses in the event of a bann.
We offer a full range of package service options ranging from the simple $90.01 circlejerk package to the $9001 Supreme Sabotage package. We even offer payment plans for those on tighter budgets. We encourage you to browse our brochure to find the package that's right for you.
Ziltoid's Post Revenge Service has helped many people make their way in the CWCki forums. Just read some testimonials from our anonymous clients:
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If you were impressed by this and wish to use these services, please contact Ziltoid with a suitcase full of unmarked bills underneath the closest blackberry bramble in your area. He will know. Remember, a little revenge now will make you a star in the future.
