Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[AltisticRight]

Maybe her food is good, but her presentation skills are severely lacking.
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(I think this is what that second picture of... Goop is)
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Salsa rice/pasta mix? Well, not bad for 15.
Soy milk doesn't work well as non-dairy for pudding. Use almond or coconut.
The noodles look like shit because it's not reduced enough. Stop using gross butter and cream.
You're not a great chef. Maybe learn how to cook instead of schizoposting on KF and X.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Salsa rice/pasta mix? Well, not bad for 15.
Soy milk doesn't work well as non-dairy for pudding. Use almond or coconut.
The noodles look like shit because it's not reduced enough. Stop using gross butter and cream.
You're not a great chef. Maybe learn how to cook instead of schizoposting on KF and X.

If she wasn't such a great chef, why would there be an entire account dedicated to telling us how great of a chef she is?

Anyways, she's now claiming she broke a record for most allergies at her doctors office.
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[NaggotFigger]

If she wasn't such a great chef, why would there be an entire account dedicated to telling us how great of a chef she is?

Anyways, she's now claiming she broke a record for most allergies at her doctors office.
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She could've show how much she can get this far. Hell! She could run in MasterChef or Hell's Kitchen if she wants. The latter can't be easy to endure, however.
I can't wait for one day to see her art and a dedicated account to tell how much of a great artist she was. And get that lifetime opportunity to get constructive criticism as well. If you want to prove it; post the list.

 

[DickMain]

Salsa rice/pasta mix? Well, not bad for 15.
Soy milk doesn't work well as non-dairy for pudding. Use almond or coconut.
The noodles look like shit because it's not reduced enough. Stop using gross butter and cream.
You're not a great chef. Maybe learn how to cook instead of schizoposting on KF and X.

Better than Rekeita, and a third his age. She's got room to improve, so there's hope.

 

[Sandnigger]

Better than Rekeita, and a third his age. She's got room to improve, so there's hope.

This is the sad part, if only she'd block out the haters and improve on her skills there wouldn't be any problem. But she's unable to do that. Either because of autism, attention whoring or a combination of both, she feels like lashing out to any perceived slight.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

It's zoever. She got denied a tugboat.
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[UnFuNnYmEmE]

It's zoever. She got denied a tugboat.
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she won't kill herself, how would she make more alts and spam people in this thread with the autistic rating if she was dead?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

i misread that originally as SSRI and it made just about as much sense

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

It's zoever. She got denied a tugboat.
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How the fuck did Zoey get denied her tugboat before Colton!?

 

[Schizoid Wife]

How the fuck did Zoey get denied her tugboat before Colton!?

I guess being MATI isn't a severe enough disability to get a tugboat.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Let’s hope the tugboat is strong enough to hold fatty’s noose

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

It's zoever. She got denied a tugboat.
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(((Gene wilder (Jerome Silberman))))

She attention whores directly to chud twitter instead of just quietly overdosing.
Just more being loud and annoying. She won’t starve to death so she will find some way to express idiocy from free Starbucks or McDonald’s WiFi

 

[DickMain]

It's zoever. She got denied a tugboat.
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It's so zoever, zo-bros. Hold me (no zomo).

 

[Rogue AI]

How the fuck did Zoey get denied her tugboat before Colton!?

SSDI requires that you work so many years before they give you money. I doubt she meets it since she's 18. It's pretty hard to get, even if you have worked and you're legitimately disabled. SSI is just what they give poor people each month, so maybe she fucked up and applied for the wrong thing?

 

[Schizoid Wife]

SSDI requires that you work so many years before they give you money. I doubt she meets it since she's 18. It's pretty hard to get, even if you have worked and you're legitimately disabled. SSI is just what they give poor people each month, so maybe she fucked up and applied for the wrong thing?

Possibly. The only way I can think that she could possibly qualify for SSDI is if it were a CWC type situation. Her dad died when she was a child according to her.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Her dad died when she was a child according to her.

More like teenager, but yeah

my dad died right before i was 16

 

[Racist Parrot]

Probably because you aren't disabled you lazy ass.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

What exactly was the basis for her application?
"You don't understand government, I really want to post on the internet all day instead of working! Other people should give me their money! This isn't fair!"

Idk how a 19 year old winds up this spoiled and immature. Her and Colton really do make a good pair, their perpetually online NEET lifestyle has allowed them to completely delude themselves regarding how special they are.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Wow. This has been such a winning week since Trump win! Get a job fatass!

 

[DickMain]

Idk how a 19 year old winds up this spoiled and immature.

Parents who don't educate their children enough to keep them away from lazy, EBT-abusing freeriders like Colton. Parents who also don't put their children to work, even a little bit, to help them develop some self-discipline.