Zombie Apocalypse

[Audit]

You are in a zombie apocalypse and can only bring one person along with you on your travels to keep your companion. Which forum user do you bring for company, who do you lock in a room full of zombies to murder, and who is your zombie waifu/husbando?

I'm bringing @Squealer the Animalist as my companion because I don't think I'd ever develop romantic feeling for him which could make things awkward and he made an awesome halal warning poster; we might need to leave warning signs behind for others.
I'm murdering @Internet War Criminal because he was a dick that abandoned me and forced me to use @AN/ALR56 as an inferior right-wing lolcow substitute.
@Tempest will be my mtf or ftm, or whatever he/she/it decides it is today, zombie waifu or husbando that I will admire from a distance, knowing fullwell that to contemplate having any relations with him or her would spell nothing but confusion as it lectures me on its gender identity.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

@LegendaryChristorian.
True and Honest Anchuent powers trumps all.

 

[IV 445]

I figure I’ll be kicked out of the group for being a moral fag like Dale in The Walking Dead. Then I’ll die, and everybody will only miss me when I’m dead.

I’ve resigned to the fact I won’t make it past 6 months in any apocalypse scenario lol

 

[Schwachkopf]

@Ntwadumela
A true brother.

 

[Judge Holden]

@Null

first I shall fuck him to death

then when he comes back as a zombie I shall fuck him to life

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

Traveling with either @tehpope or @MightyBiteySnake, depending on which one's still alive by then. Murdering @Y2K Baby as he's a liability more than a benefit due to his murderous ways. Waifu would be @clowney because she's probably in an urn by now thanks to Y2K- er, Footface.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Traveling with either @tehpope or @MightyBiteySnake, depending on which one's still alive by then. Murdering @Y2K Baby as he's a liability more than a benefit due to his murderous ways. Waifu would be @clowney because she's probably in an urn by now thanks to Y2K- er, Footface.

Not murderer.

 

[Clown Baby]

I would bring @Fuck you jewish cunt because I would have no qualms pushing him into a hoard of zombies to create a diversion for me to make a getaway. Nigga gross

 

[Haramburger]

@Null

then when he comes back as a zombie I shall fuck him to life

the true test of virility

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

I would bring @Fuck you jewish cunt because I would have no qualms pushing him into a hoard of zombies to create a diversion for me to make a getaway. Nigga gross

I'd do the same thing to you tbh.

Anyways, I would travel with @Kiwi Jeff and @Deadpool because Kiwi Jeff can lighten the mood and Deadpool can't die

 

[Y2K Baby]

I would bring @Melchett because I would have no qualms pushing @Melchett into a hoard of zombies to create a diversion for me to make a getaway. Nigga gross

FTFY

 

[UnKillFill]

I figure I’ll be kicked out of the group for being a moral fag like Dale in The Walking Dead. Then I’ll die, and everybody will only miss me when I’m dead.

I’ve resigned to the fact I won’t make it past 6 months in any apocalypse scenario lol

I'd miss you :3

Also, I travel alone... Because noone would want me along anyways~

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

I'd miss you :3

Also, I travel alone... Because noone would want me along anyways~

Since you are the leader of the foot clan I'd let you join my group consisting of Kiwi Jeff and Deadpool

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Traveling with either @tehpope or @MightyBiteySnake, depending on which one's still alive by then.

I call shotgun in the Anti-Zombie Van!

 

[cypocryphy]

@Alpha Loves You and I would wear other peoples' skins to blend into hordes of zombies.

 

[QB 290]

@Alpha Loves You and I would wear other peoples' skins to blend into hordes of zombies.

LOL, no, I'm asking @Foulmouth i trust his aussie rage more then whisperer skins.
Or @Dio Brando if foulmouth is busy

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

If I can't get @LegendaryChristorian, then I would ask @Yog-Sothoth to go with me.

 

[Count groudon]

Nigga the second the apocalypse begins I'm slathering myself in barbecue sauce and running into the nearest horde I can find. Ain't no way humanity is coming out on top in that bullshit and I want to be on the winning team.