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what if i ask the genie in the bottle to him to transform into me asking for infinite genies in the bottle
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DankSmoker
DankSmoker
Vibe_Guy
Does this pic go hard?
Feel free to screenshot
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4
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137
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
L
If torture doesn't work why people still use it?
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14
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292
Sean Shemmy
Sean Shemmy
Lidl Drip
If there was a real life Jurassic Park, would you go?
2
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475
Cherry Eyed Hamster
Cherry Eyed Hamster
F00LS_3RRAND
If your friend was going to jump off a cliff and asked you to join, would you?
2
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23
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364
gorgoroth7134
gorgoroth7134
Trollish and Suspicious
Restaurant and takeaway staff spitting (and other stuff) in your food, how common is it?
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7
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159
urr13 account
urr13 account
Rome's rightful successor
Do you think Mewtwo could beat LeBron James in a game to 21?
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1
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80
Syzyg
Syzyg
Gorgar
What if I turned into SentientCloud and ask a genie in the bottle for infinite genies in the bottle?
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1
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53
Syzyg
Syzyg
here4offtopicstuffmostly
What are you guys favorite writers?
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11
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173
Aljam
Aljam
Alex Hogendorp
How do I become a citizen of North Korea?
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6
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150
Mitt Doggy Dogg
Mitt Doggy Dogg
Omori Boy
Is this a weird thing for your doctor to say to you?
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3
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121
Lazy Printer
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gamerweeb1
Hitomi Tanaka vs Anri Okita. Who is the cooler Jap?
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11
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298
Huh what?
Huh what?
Sparkletor 2.0
Is Christina Arugula really a genie in a bottle?
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1
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69
SentinentCloud
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S
what if i ask the genie in the bottle for infinite genies in the bottle
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5
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91
Swine Schwein
Swine Schwein
Osama Bin Laden
if it’s not a fetish, then what is it?
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9
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195
SentinentCloud
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Gog & Magog
Funniest unethical science experiments?
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6
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159
Sparkletor 2.0
Sparkletor 2.0
SandyCat
Which user has the nicest things worth stealing?
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11
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210
Meat Target
Meat Target
Justtocheck
Female Underwear for men? Comfortable alternative, or closeted cope? Which is the truth?
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16
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436
FedPostalService
FedPostalService
Overly Serious
How does Yoda speak in non-English languages?
I'm curious.
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2
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141
Overly Serious
Overly Serious
Sean Shemmy
Why are there so many autistic people with a vore/inflation fetish?
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17
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487
MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti
MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti
Laburnum
There was blood and a single gunshot, but just who shot who?
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4
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141
Spud
Spud
Gangstalker #32194
Can you please feel sorry for me?
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18
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247
Gangstalker #32194
Gangstalker #32194
Alex Hogendorp
I see flashes in my eyes at least once or twice every day, Is it serious?
Wanted to make sure I'm not going blind.
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1
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89
Sillyclown
Sillyclown
Sparkletor 2.0
How hard are you allowed to hit your wife when using the rule of thumb?
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2
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83
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Moths
Anyone want some pizza?
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16
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190
Gangstalker #32194
Gangstalker #32194
Glowie
What was user @Null's first post on KiwiFarms?
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14
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322
Owen Ferguson
Owen Ferguson
hl2_linux
How do I?
???
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3
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76
rel=alternate
rel=alternate
Rome's rightful successor
Akira Kurosawa vs Yukio Mishima. Who was the cooler Jap?
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15
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568
Vulpes Mulpes
Vulpes Mulpes
pork and beans
Why are people so annoying about “patting hugs”
They’re more annoying than the pat hug itself
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16
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352
Jason Wynn
Jason Wynn
Moths
If you were a congressman would you steal the constitution so they couldnt change it?
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5
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115
GaryGray
GaryGray
Gorgar
Sex sex sex?
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5
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184
Jason Wynn
Jason Wynn
Tropical_Paradise
Help I Ride the Short Bus and Can't Figure Out What This Song Means
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6
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134
Moths
Moths
Alex Hogendorp
¿Has estado en México?
If you understand what this means, you're better at Spanish than Chris Chan.
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3
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74
Kamen Rider Faiz
Kamen Rider Faiz
Betonhaus
Ladies, if you're at a bar would you rather a guy buy you a drink or buy you mozzarella sticks?
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8
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155
SentinentCloud
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can you convicne me the salem witch trials happened
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12
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220
SentinentCloud
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Tropical_Paradise
Attachments being Repaired?
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6
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204
SentinentCloud
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hl2_linux
How do I get my dealer to contact me covertly when I only have a fax machine?
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8
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160
hl2_linux
hl2_linux
Sparkletor 2.0
Is saying Michelle Obama is a man considered a hate crime?
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9
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232
Gangstalker #32194
Gangstalker #32194
hl2_linux
Male Underwear for women? Comfortable alternative, or closeted cope? Which is the truth?
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1
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63
Shidoen
Shidoen
F00LS_3RRAND
Is this the evil nazi bigot hate site known as Kiwi Farms?
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13
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289
Cyclonus
Cyclonus
parsnip
Don't guys worry about getting their dicks chopped off in glory holes?
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16
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313
Huh what?
Huh what?
TokiBun
What will be baby Kiwi Bird's first slur?
And will it get him banned from the Farms?
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2
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120
draggs
draggs
Autistic Monkey
I'm the Beverly hills cop who who should I arrest?
Nigger vibes
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4
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117
Gangstalker #32194
Gangstalker #32194
Sparkletor 2.0
Have you ever took a massive shit in a public toilet and were so proud of it that you left it for the next person to enjoy?
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4
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110
hl2_linux
hl2_linux
Summer of George
When someone dies, why is it considered rude to disclose the cause of death?
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5
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123
dick brain
dick brain
rel=alternate
What do you like about the opposite sex they are embarrassed by?
Let's focus on appreciation rather than hate
2
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20
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333
dick brain
dick brain
Anti Alien Alarm
Which team are you joining in Charlie Manson's race war?
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10
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178
dick brain
dick brain
S
is any of you named gonzales
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5
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95
Character from a movie
Character from a movie
ephermeral
Can you be an altruistic Karen without it coming back to bite you in the ass?
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2
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93
Mellisuga Helenae
Mellisuga Helenae
S
is Kiwi farms more prone to transform people into chuds or into troons?
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11
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213
X Prime
X Prime
D
When will the American Government suffer from full-blown communist revolution and far left vs far right civil war?
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2
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85
I AM RETARDED!
I AM RETARDED!
S
is tehre any loophole in the law that would make slavery legal again?
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10
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168
Party Hat Wurmple
Party Hat Wurmple
gorgoroth7134
Is it more racist to make monkey noises or not?
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5
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127
gorgoroth7134
gorgoroth7134
bliblblblbbllb
How much money would it take for you to have an eyebrow removed? (You can't disguise it in any way)
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6
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122
Sean Shemmy
Sean Shemmy
hl2_linux
Would niggers sink or float in the Salem Witch Trials?
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2
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56
MadStan
MadStan
Sparkletor 2.0
Why do the other kids bully me over my Velcro shoes?
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10
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155
parsnip
parsnip
Trollish and Suspicious
What is your height and weight? Who is kiwifarms biggest boy?
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25
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492
Betonhaus
Betonhaus
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Do you believe in psychic powers?
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13
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206
gorgoroth7134
gorgoroth7134
Moths
Are people with bright coloured hair venemous or just pretending?
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1
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50
gorgoroth7134
gorgoroth7134
Napoleon Bonerfart
the Denver Broncos versus a Ford Bronco
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3
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73
Dude Snakes
Dude Snakes
TroonsDid911
Whats the lore behind the weird slavic music video featured?
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1
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184
hl2_linux
hl2_linux
YellowIsACoolColor
You're in a room that is literally impossible to escape from and you're 100% going to die. How do you get out?
2
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22
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296
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
and and and and
How can we be lolcow lovers if we can't be lolcows friends?
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1
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53
analrapist
analrapist
SandyCat
Is it gay to to make a Q&A thread asking if something is gay?
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12
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248
Not a bee
Not a bee
Vibe_Guy
How do I get rid of the wall man?
Need help luring him out
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7
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177
Cat tit bingo
Cat tit bingo
umami's milk
Shaving your head as a non-balding male has the be the ultimate power move in this universe.
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2
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99
umami's milk
umami's milk
Sparkletor 2.0
If scientists can make almond milk why can't they make almond semen?
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7
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92
Soggy Floppa
Soggy Floppa
eatler
What is one luxury item you have or wish you have?
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5
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144
Xenu
Xenu
hl2_linux
How would the JFK assassination go if JFK was running the painkiller deathstreak?
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7
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147
hl2_linux
hl2_linux
Cat tit bingo
How do I become stronger?
2
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24
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413
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
S
am i having a stroke
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10
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197
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Shadfan666xxx000
Would you rather go back to being 10 with allyour knowledge or be 45 with 50 million dollars?
2 3
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43
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620
NOT Sword Fighter Super
NOT Sword Fighter Super
parsnip
Don't the edges of a glory hole chafe the penis?
Are the splinters worth it?
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12
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170
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Moths
If the root cause of our mental illness is due to being a caveman in a non cave world should we have cave bootcamp?
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12
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221
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
Soycast Guy
Did you remember to perform the Eucharist for our lord?
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1
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54
eatler
eatler
dick brain
Are liberals just fujoshis?
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4
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143
BerserkKing99
BerserkKing99
Staticness
Which Jews are doing the worst?
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3
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177
Kirby
Kirby
gamerweeb1
Have those Christian “gay conversion therapy” camps ever tried using hentai in their therapy?
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12
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252
Agent Abe Caprine
Agent Abe Caprine
S
The anarcho-Autism manifesto
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4
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137
SentinentCloud
S
Violent Sudowoodo
Should Josh get a BBL?
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19
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379
ephermeral
ephermeral
Gravityqueen4life
Could Goku kill a chaos god?
sleeping pills are one hell of a drug.
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1
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77
Party Hat Wurmple
Party Hat Wurmple
ConsentAccidentVictimNo98
How does a trans squirrel survive if they have no nutts?
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6
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176
Rekeita's Kidneys
Rekeita's Kidneys
TruffleSpark
Why did people stop wearing hats?
2
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31
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721
Ewan McGregor
E
Gangstalker #32194
Let me grant you your wishes, what is your wish?
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13
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189
Otterly
Otterly
HyperboreanRightsActivist
Why is rdrama such a terrifying and depraved site?
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2
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159
Vibe_Guy
Vibe_Guy
Agent Abe Caprine
Would you buy a hotdog from Tom?
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3
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79
Cat tit bingo
Cat tit bingo
Saddam Hussain Obama
dear kiwifarms i was wrong about keffals
and you were too
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18
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1K
Johnny Salami
Johnny Salami
Mutthole
I'm ending it rn
30 Auvelity and 30 Klonopin
2 3
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49
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2K
Tablet County
Tablet County
Trollish and Suspicious
If JK Rowing is against sex change, why is she ok with Hermione's race change?
2
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28
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777
Ibanez RG 350EX
Ibanez RG 350EX
Napoleon Bonerfart
Is it racist to look at a cured ham and call it a pigga?
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4
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132
eatler
eatler
Pajeet123
Anyone else find public proposals cringey?
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5
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145
Party Hat Wurmple
Party Hat Wurmple
HyperboreanRightsActivist
Rename deep thoughts to deep throats
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11
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157
HyperboreanRightsActivist
HyperboreanRightsActivist
Agent Abe Caprine
Do homeopaths use soap?
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2
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59
Sean Shemmy
Sean Shemmy
Sparkletor 2.0
Can rat bites give you diarrhea?
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8
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138
Xenu
Xenu
Sparkletor 2.0
Is it okay to kiss your mom on the lips on Mother's Day?
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9
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163
XYZpdq Jr.
XYZpdq Jr.
StMaryPiper
Why would a Lawyer accept a lolsuit case?
10 high priced lawyers
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6
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159
parsnip
parsnip
tuanea ocea ecala
have you ever gotten kiwi e-mail
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4
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101
Happy Little War Painter
Happy Little War Painter
SandyCat
Whats the average lifespan of a pet rock?
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9
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206
Agent Abe Caprine
Agent Abe Caprine
Alex Hogendorp
Would World War 3 be directed by Michael Bay?
I remember Stanley Kubrick directing the moon landings.
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2
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74
draggs
draggs
Alex Hogendorp
I've been kicked out of my 109th country!
Is it because of my nose?
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5
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178
Whatevermancer
Whatevermancer
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