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StMaryPiper
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What’s life like at Kiwi Community College?
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9
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259
Nikes_JustDoIt
Nikes_JustDoIt
Troon_Patrol
You come upon a woman slowly burning alive trapped in a car wreck, what do you do?
2
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23
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505
Drone
Drone
Joy Depression
Did I have a gay dream?
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6
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201
Gangstalker #32194
Gangstalker #32194
HamFan
Do you think it's gross to eat in your bedroom?
2
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29
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555
Moths
Moths
Eddie Riggs
Who let the Cats out?
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6
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129
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
A Gay Retard
how do I use orange juice to fake a covid test
do I put it straight on the test or on the swab or what
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13
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261
A Gay Retard
A Gay Retard
Bob's Vagene
Is it possible to poop in someone's butthole?
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18
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899
paroom paroom
paroom paroom
S
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why did you fart on the cock?????????????
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3
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126
paroom paroom
paroom paroom
D.A. d. nial
Kenneth Filarski Jr just dropped another bombshell meme.
If you were Peter F. Neronha (Formerly me) how should you reply?
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1
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76
Albino Sasquatch
Albino Sasquatch
Sparkletor 2.0
Will Kiwifarms be my personal navy?
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19
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353
POWER IN MISERY
POWER IN MISERY
⋖ cørdion ⋗
What's a good start-up homepage?
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8
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162
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
Lords Greatsword
What ended up happening to the "Never Again!" section?
Or whatever it was named
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2
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111
Lords Greatsword
Lords Greatsword
Eddie Riggs
Have you eaten anything fresh frozen out of the can lately?
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2
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89
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
The Great Milenko
How do we train people to properly enter a building?
Use the other door asshole
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19
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375
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
D.A. d. nial
  • Solved
should i start making mr. beast style videos
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8
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225
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
Sparkletor 2.0
Why did the guy who invented pennies make them taste like blood?
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1
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68
Gangstalker #32194
Gangstalker #32194
gamerweeb1
Which users are you surprised do NOT have a pink triangle?
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3
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184
Mac Monster
Mac Monster
${Sandy}
If you were in a Room with Joshua Moon and Joshua Sun and you had a gun with two bullets, what would you do?
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15
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257
${Sandy}
${Sandy}
A Cat in a Minefield
Instagram just banned my account. What do I doooooo?
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7
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208
Mac Monster
Mac Monster
Mike Matei's Penis
Are autistic people immune to propaganda?
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9
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282
Drip Torch
Drip Torch
${Sandy}
Jewish?
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7
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225
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
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Would a janny tranny ban their granny?
Dialate
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9
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360
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
Swede
Assuming I read 20 pages of one thread per day, how long would it take me to get through every Kiwifarms thread?
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6
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166
Your Starter for 10
Your Starter for 10
Sneeds
Would a Toyota Hilux outlive DSP?
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3
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104
Moths
Moths
Gangstalker #32194
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Why is my poop white?
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8
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199
Medic
Medic
Anti Alien Alarm
Are you going to dress up as a kiwi for halloween this year?
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3
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66
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
Joy Depression
What was your "my life is a lie" moment?
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12
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331
Equal Rights for Androids
Equal Rights for Androids
JJLiautaud
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Why did the Ralphamale lose so much weight?
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10
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222
Seymour Duncan
Seymour Duncan
bliblblblbbllb
How can I upload pictures of interesting documents without doxing myself?
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4
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161
Farsided
Farsided
O
How do you cure outline addiction?
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3
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116
WTBOnlineFather
WTBOnlineFather
hideandgoseekchampion
What is the appeal of Ethan Ralph/Rekeita? (as a lolcow)
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5
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155
Gangstalker #32194
Gangstalker #32194
Penis Drager 2.0
Coomunism vs. Fapitalism?
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3
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87
Cougar Pump
Cougar Pump
Penis Drager
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What porn is best porn?
2 3 4
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61
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6K
paroom paroom
paroom paroom
Gangstalker #32194
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Abortion? Circumcision?
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2
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89
One Winged Pear Farmer
One Winged Pear Farmer
Puiko
newfag where should I shit up the forum first?
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9
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225
Albino Sasquatch
Albino Sasquatch
D.A. d. nial
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What the hell is his problem?
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2
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103
Pagan Min
Pagan Min
Gorgar
Why hasn’t Null re-enabled account registration?
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10
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299
Pagan Min
Pagan Min
Poison Apple
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What is the worst and most schizo conspiracy theory?
Would ALR follow this too?
2
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30
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2K
eggy_bunts
eggy_bunts
Drip Torch
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Tick on your dick?
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7
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181
Agamemnon Busmalis
Agamemnon Busmalis
OrionBalls
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Are the possums that eat my cat food free?
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3
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105
Caesar
Caesar
OrionBalls
Who is going to be there?
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4
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113
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
JethroTullamore
If you were a spoiled rich kid and we were all your friends, what’s one thing you would you buy us?
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17
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287
OrionBalls
OrionBalls
SandyCat
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Is the water from the fire hydrant in front of my house free?
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4
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93
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
A Cat in a Minefield
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Opinion on moved Community Happenings link?
2 3
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40
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1K
World in Scarlet
World in Scarlet
rebel
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how to be a gentlemen?
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3
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117
OrionBalls
OrionBalls
Sparkletor 2.0
Why are there Spree killers and no Sweetarts killers?
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6
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112
Nice Comoesta 🔰
Nice Comoesta 🔰
D.A. d. nial
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Will Kenneth Filarski Jr.'s Memes Expose Peter F Neronha?
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1
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70
rebel
rebel
gamerweeb1
You get $1 million if you beat this Mario level without cheating. Do you accept?
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19
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512
Moths
Moths
Jerry1337
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How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
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9
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188
Spiny Rumples
Spiny Rumples
D.A. d. nial
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Are there any lolcows who started as users?
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6
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216
HyperboreanRightsActivist
HyperboreanRightsActivist
OrionBalls
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Should go to A Million Women?
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15
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287
HyperboreanRightsActivist
HyperboreanRightsActivist
eatler
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Which fandom is THE worst fandom?
2
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28
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629
From The Uncanny Valley
From The Uncanny Valley
Alex Hogendorp
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Will anyone show up for my birthday party?
Tomorrow is my birthday. Really.
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6
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116
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
Dropsies
#DropKiwifarms was TWO years ago
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1
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77
Caesar
Caesar
Alex Hogendorp
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How do I become morbidly obese?
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3
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84
Soggy paper straw
Soggy paper straw
PixarsTedKennedy
Do you have a black friend?
2
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22
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466
D.A. d. nial
D.A. d. nial
Forsaken Wanderer
Is it feasible to wear 6 inch thick soles to make yourself appear taller?
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14
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253
NOT Sword Fighter Super
NOT Sword Fighter Super
SandyCat
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Are the hummingbirds in my back yard free?
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4
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117
The Lawgiver
The Lawgiver
OrionBalls
When the Hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?
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10
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224
Penis Drager 2.0
Penis Drager 2.0
Black Man Underwear
Are niggers from Saturn?
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4
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109
The Feline Solution
The Feline Solution
Syzyg
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Ooga bunga ooga?
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2
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121
Chainsaw Man
Chainsaw Man
The Saltening
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Should I stop paying my bills and go on the run from authorities?
(serious)
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4
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104
Moths
Moths
AnsemSoD1
Who is the most homosexual Kingdom Hearts JewTuber?
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1
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92
Chainsaw Man
Chainsaw Man
Alex Hogendorp
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Are niggers and pajeets the next step of human evolution?
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7
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243
Chainsaw Man
Chainsaw Man
Sparkletor 2.0
What did Italians eat before they invented pasta?
2
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20
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415
draggs
draggs
I_Lurk_Here
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How do I redpill the AVGN?
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6
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179
Caesar
Caesar
rebel
how much does it cost to run kiwifarms?
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4
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129
TroonsDid911
TroonsDid911
GumballFapper
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What happened to @Wolfetone
I know nothing of the drama
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7
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298
SentinentCloud
S
(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))
Where is the bomb?
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4
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134
Drip Torch
Drip Torch
I
voluntary member? Wha~
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8
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209
Drip Torch
Drip Torch
Alex Hogendorp
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How come only 5.8% of people know how to solve a Rubik's cube?
I find solving Rubik's cubes really easy.
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9
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267
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
Joy Depression
Why do people keep saying "you will be arrested for tweeting an opinion in Britain?"
2
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25
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726
Catboy Ranch
Catboy Ranch
Zashaiba
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Any over the counter libido suppressants?
2
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31
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689
Joy Depression
Joy Depression
Gecco
Irl Friend Trooned out
2 3 4
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66
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3K
cybertoaster
cybertoaster
Eddie Riggs
Did Gordon Ramsay try to bury you alive?
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5
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123
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
Agent Abe Caprine
Do you have a North Sentinalese friend?
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1
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56
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
paroom paroom
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Why is "fuck you" used as an insult?
"SEX YOU!"
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11
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277
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
Alex Hogendorp
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I ordered a taxi and that taxi I got has dildos on every passengers seat.
What's his problem?
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2
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114
Farsided
Farsided
Gangstalker #32194
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Do you have a gypsy friend?
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4
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77
Kosher Dill
Kosher Dill
Your Starter for 10
How do you feel when you see surveyors on the side of the road.
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11
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200
PFM
PFM
Sexy Senior Citizen
Who would abandon the family?
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3
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103
Cat tit bingo
Cat tit bingo
Medic
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Someone told me to politely kill Myself.
What should I do, AMA(cum)
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11
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223
Cat tit bingo
Cat tit bingo
Equal Rights for Androids
Biohazard car, what do?
It stank
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2
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67
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
Cat tit bingo
Is it gay to be shrunken down and enter a mans body in a tiny submarine?
Yo man this voyage sounds fantasticly gay.
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9
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167
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
Did Jesus have a foot fetish?
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7
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111
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
Preacher ✝
Should fetishes be treated as mental illness?
I think it should at least be available as an option.
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5
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116
Moths
Moths
Nice Comoesta 🔰
Ever set up crypto miners at work?
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3
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74
Nice Comoesta 🔰
Nice Comoesta 🔰
JelloJerk
What's the "voluntary member" thing?
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10
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314
Nameless One
Nameless One
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
is there a way to change the time you regularly poop?
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4
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81
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
Space_Dandy
Why do autistic virgins log into KF to make fun of other autistic virgins?
🤔
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8
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197
DankSmoker
DankSmoker
Agent Abe Caprine
Are bully sticks gay?
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2
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91
Drip Torch
Drip Torch
Betonhaus
Hyper furry cock appreciation thread
2
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37
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1K
Nice Comoesta 🔰
Nice Comoesta 🔰
Eddie Riggs
Do you smokes the meats?
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1
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67
Nice Comoesta 🔰
Nice Comoesta 🔰
Pissmaster
Should we have a board all about discussing trains in the Autism Thunderdome?
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3
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86
Agamemnon Busmalis
Agamemnon Busmalis
Sparkletor 2.0
How do I get a Eskimo girlfriend?
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6
Views
132
User names must be unique
User names must be unique
Laburnum
How are new random.txt quotes chosen?
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1
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102
Sparkletor 2.0
Sparkletor 2.0
Gangstalker #32194
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What do you taste like?
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16
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232
Drip Torch
Drip Torch
D.A. d. nial
'24 Ejaculation Incoming?
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5
Views
110
Drip Torch
Drip Torch
AnsemSoD1
Are ARGs Gay?
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8
Views
185
Manny Pardo
Manny Pardo
maddox
any right wing haters of JK rowling here?
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12
Views
670
Joy Depression
Joy Depression
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