Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,594
His next supplemental motion filing is going to be magnificent. He’s going to accuse Null of taking his beloved whores away. He may even hire Melinda Scott to represent him in his new Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress claims. (He’ll offer to pay her in copies of his book. Chicks like that sort of thing, right?)
 
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This absolute mad lass discovered "Yo, Yovanna".

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️ronic said:
A little off topic, but could you not find a more flattering picture for your website, Russell?
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Haha Melton John.

He manages to make even the most comical poses/aesthetics look really aggressive. I don’t think I’ve seen a picture of him where he doesn’t look threatening and it’s not because his face is melting off, it’s his stance. Its weird.
 
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️ronic said:
A little off topic, but could you not find a more flattering picture for your website, Russell?
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Lmao. Gimps truly are something else. This looks like something Ricky Berwick would wear ironically. Russ however seems extremely serious here.
 
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Jesus H Christ said:
Ratfaced Frankenstein
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Don’t do my man Frankstein like that, he has a PhD from a real university.
Heckler1 said:
I am deeply amused by how people like Russ think the farms is some sort of elite internet Mafia that is out to get them.
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It’s funny how many Lolcows believe this same thing. Anything to not admit that they act like retards and share this fact online. I mean, we are just austists that’s are attracted to their antics like hyenas to a corpse. Just stop acting the way you do and we would get bored and leave— or at least don’t post your retard shit online so we can’t find it.
 
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AnOminous said:
"He couldn't get laid in a whorehouse" used to be a hyperbolic statement, but that was before they invented the gourd-headed retarded gimp known as Russell Greer, who literally can't get laid in a whorehouse.
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Can we please get "can't get laid in a whorehouse" added into his thread title? It's fucking unreal how perfect this is.
 
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Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
Can we please get "can't get laid in a whorehouse" added into his thread title? It's fucking unreal how perfect this is.
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Yeah, but "Pipsqueak" bothers him more. If we put the whorehouse thing, he'd just shrug and be like, "Lies. I totally DID get laid that one time," and move on.
 
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Oh man, this London gal is just fucking scorching Russell big time! I hope she joins the Farms some time as I think she would enjoy exchanging banter with us and laughing at the stupidity of Russell! She'd fit in quite well here I am pretty sure given how she is just nuking Russell into oblivion.

I hope she tweets these two videos I have hosted on my burner channel. I don't believe she has yet had the pleasure of actually seeing Russell on video and hearing him "talk".

First one is his plea to Katy Perry's manager to change her mind so he can meet and have Katy suck him his penis! I think I have read all her tweets and pretty sure she didn't discuss Katy at all as yet.
And this one of course is Russell's own creation telling the world all about his plights and woes. I called it The Genesis of Russell Greer on my YT upload! LOL

Hope she sees these and enjoys them and keeps blasting the fuck out of pipsqueak, Great effort she is putting in and lots of laughs are being had!
 
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The Great Citracett said:
Looks like Russ has been emailing himself...

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My side are in orbit. This is the most polite troll I've ever seen! How considerate of them to blame everyone but Russell.

The song failed because of trolls, obvs. The Farms paid all the lawyers and all the judges. (Those are some deep pockets we have. Who knew shitposting was so lucrative?) And our Secret Agents spread dirty lies across Twitter to destroy his PAC.

How fortuitous this troll came clean about our evil behaviors just in time to clear the air and show that Russ the Good Guy shares no responsibility in these atrocities.
 
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