Russell's main problem isn't his looks, or his mouth, it's his nasty, entitled attitude.
I believe the surgery was to transplant some muscle/nerve tissue from his thigh into his cheeks so he could at least close his mouth. That sounds kinda trivial, but in addition to making him less drooly and possibly easier to understand, it would let him create suction so he could eat/drink more easily.
Bribes in cash are amateur hour…I Venmode the judge$3.50 and a Starbucks gift card.
russ' best chance at looking normal-ish in public would be a covid mask to hide the mouth, and sunglasses to hide the eyes. add a clean shave, a proper haircut, and some hygiene (get rid of all the grease) and he'd look pretty normal.
When he does wear a mask he never seems to have it over his nose- negating much of the point of wearing one but it's clear that he is only doing it to cover his deformity.
Tell them to keep up the very fine work indeed! They may yet be forever immortalized in a Russell Greer legal document!
If my understanding is correct, something like TENS would circumvent the need for any nerve. It would fire the muscles directly. No conscious/fine control but it would at least make him look less like someone that would terrify kids in public. Same thing with recommending manual methods. It's not about restoring function as that isn't possible. It's just a massive cosmetic improvement with minor inconvenience.
See this is the reason I really want something to happen to restore his looks to as close to normal as possible. I want to see the inevitable dissonance/breakdown when he's forced to confront the fact that his problems don't spring from his outward appearance. The true horror is that he is somehow uglier on the inside.
It's amazing how people ignore that Kiwifarms don't endorse trolling people. This place is a fortress not an aircraft carrier. If you don't like being made fun of, get your shit together and stop making your fuckery public. But seeing how badly Russell fucked up, I think he's become a permacow.
Thank you. I'm always looking for ways to announce to the world that I need to be locked up for the good of society.For fuck's sake, even this would be an improvement:
Also available in flesh tone and inflatable (with integrated gag!). That's just generalized off-the-rack models too. If I recall correctly this is a popular form factor in the customs market. I'd have to go back to my reference material for more exotic examples. I seem to have willingly forgotten precisely how deep that particular depravity-hole goes.
But can I get little blinking LEDs on it? Blue, preferably.
