Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[multiverse]

They did a really good job at hiding how fat she is, whoever's responsible should get a raise.

This fellow was the photographer. He's quite good, and as you can see from his page, mega fats aren't something he normally shoots. In fact, he has not promoted this shoot at all. He took the money, but this isn't something he wants in his portfolio.

 

[Water-T]

LOLOL. This has to be one of Tess; biggest fails ever

Didn't make the primary cover
Is unrecognizable
Can't see her body behind all the props and that wig
It's a tattoo mag, but nope of her tats are showing
She acts like she made the cover of Vogue or Rolling Stone.
Had to use handlebar props since she's too fat to get on a real motorcycle.
The photographer won't use her in his portfolio

I guess when your career has gone nowhere for two years, any crumb of attention is a feast

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

WHO?!


Everything about this screams drag down to her eyebrows,, why did they change her eyebrows if not to make her look like a drag queen

 

[Cheesegirl78]

WHO?!

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Everything about this screams drag down to her eyebrows,, why did they change her eyebrows if not to make her look like a drag queen

If she's copying Pam Anderson as Barb Wire, Pam had super skinny eyebrows at that point in her career. Pam's never had a bull ring (or whatever that piercing is called) so I wonder why that wasn't edited out.

 

[XSN338]

I had wondered if the cornrow photo was because she was going to wear a wig in a shoot so this must be the super big huge amazing special photoshoot Tess was going on about. It’s…so hideous.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I really would like to know what Pam herself thinks of these pictures.

In public, I'm sure she would say something about being BP, but in private she's probably disgusted. I've heard Pam can be quite catty IRL.

 

[Constellationzero]

That's Tess?
I thought it was Jeffree Star in heavy-duty drag.
I love how they had to hide all her fat behind the motorcycle.
And sorry, Tess, but I don't think Barb Wire is "an iconic sex symbol ". Perhaps you meant Pam Anderson instead?

I genuinely thought it was Glenn Millstead's corpse.

Probably smelled light years better too.

 

[Cripple]

I genuinely thought it was Glenn Millstead's corpse.

Probably smelled light years better too.

Give Divine some credit. He lived for filth and even he knew a bullring is tacky.

 

[Flawmil]

Just thought I would point out how unprepared Tess is for Alaska. She probably thought she would be going out to cute little bars with her friends. It’s laughable how comfortable they look compared to her. Tess is getting her hair and makeup done and is wearing a skin tight set while her friends are in slippers and yoga pants.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Kendall Jenner and Cardi B have also cosplayed as Barb Wire. Not really sure why this has been a thing, but Tess's iteration looks like a cruel joke sponsored by your local Spirit Halloween store (albeit KJ looks more like Loni Anderson to me while Cardi looks porny).

 

[ratatat]

Why is she in Alaska? Not everyone is an outdoorsy person— I’m not at all— but if you aren’t, why would you go to a place known for its outdoor excursions? It’s like setting yourself up to look like an asshole. It doesn’t even look like her friends are going hiking or anything. I’m just really confused by this.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Why is she in Alaska? Not everyone is an outdoorsy person— I’m not at all— but if you aren’t, why would you go to a place known for its outdoor excursions? It’s like setting yourself up to look like an asshole. It doesn’t even look like her friends are going hiking or anything. I’m just really confused by this.

Pretty sure she tags along whenever she can to seem like a busy working moddle with an active social life and to get away from her kid/everyday life. It's also her only remotely interesting content. She'd probably go to Kabul if someone promised her six meals a day plus booze and a room with a view.

As for being unprepared, she's so insulated that maybe the early Alaskan autumn still feels balmy to her. This is for sure a wasted trip on an ingrate, though.

 

[Cripple]

Just thought I would point out how unprepared Tess is for Alaska. She probably thought she would be going out to cute little bars with her friends. It’s laughable how comfortable they look compared to her. Tess is getting her hair and makeup done and is wearing a skin tight set while her friends are in slippers and yoga pants.
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I know being 500lbs makes you run far more warm than the average person and we're at the heel end of summer, but I think even she would be cold in a thin, skin tight dress. Is she that desperate for attention or was she really unable to conceive how different 50° feels from the high 80's to low 90's that SoCal is currently experiencing?

 

[NoReturn]

These are from within the last 24 hours:

Holy moly look at the size of that ass.
And here's the tiktok to go with that Inked cover:

 

[multiverse]

Well, well, if we ever needed further proof that Ryann reads along here: within an hour or so of my posting that the photographer hadn't posted this shoot on his own page, look what appears.



He thinned her to almost normal fat proportions (but he did leave her back boobs flattened in the back lol); it's obvious because we know her real size, but less obvious because he's a professional who doesn't use preset filters


Still: that is not how lines work, sir

 

[Gramlol]

This fellow was the photographer. He's quite good, and as you can see from his page, mega fats aren't something he normally shoots. In fact, he has not promoted this shoot at all. He took the money, but this isn't something he wants in his portfolio.
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Oh no it's a black guy, I wonder how much sexual harassment he received from his 'moddle'. Poor guy

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Oh no it's a black guy, I wonder how much sexual harassment he received from his 'moddle'. Poor guy

No, no. She's irresistible for niggers.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

I honestly can’t picture how that’s actually her, it’s just. Too confusing

 

[In the Dollhouse]

Just for funsies, the photo I think they ripped down to the pose. Tess makes that motorbike look like it has a van's truck, a shapeless mass of black leather were you have not the slightest idea what is happening and most likely don't wanna know either

 

[Guntzilla]

She looks like drag queen Delta Work, another fat slob.