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My favorite example of this desperate need of his to be relevant was when he did a clickbait review a few years ago for KO Gaming of Homefront that got like 500k views. He got all puffed up talking about how 'viral' it went and, in fairness, he DID get a bump in subs to KO Gaming after the review which is the last, and pretty much only, time that I can think of where his content actually resulted in increased traffic. He got so up his ass about it though that he made an entirely new channel trailer that comes off as really desperate and embarrassing welcoming all the new subscribers.

The absolute best part of it though was when, in his long tradition of immediately squandering any new attention or positive bump in his business that he could maybe capitalize on if he wasn't so fucking lazy, he says IN THE CHANNEL TRAILER directed at all these new subs that he's gonna be 'taking some time off' lmaooooo. It's such a classic moment of DSP buffoonery. The first time in years that he's gotten that kind of attention on a video and the last time that he's gotten anywhere near a half million views, and the fucking FIRST thing he does is make a channel trailer to tell all those new subs 'peace out' and then takes a vacation!!

The Homefront review debacle is the greatest proof of how he doesn't understand the business he is in. Instead of capitalising on the first big boost in viewership, especially since it was the new channel and could've been the chance to rebrand, he chose to take the boosted revenue and spent it on a staycation.

As a result, the new viewers saw someone who didn't care to entertain and went elsewhere. If he had instead focused on making more reviews, some of the new eyes on him would've stayed. Yes the reviews weren't that good, but people are willing to forgive a lot of quality issues when they can see something just started.

Yes in the grand scheme of things, it's more than likely he'd simply turn most of them away like he normally does. However he had a chance, which is more than I can say for him now.

Even if he did have a similar event now, like what he is attempting with the twitter tantrum, it won't have a chance to stick. People are more aware of his toxic reputation than ever, as well at it at the lowest yet (and will continue to get lower). On top of that he only has motivated people more and more to warn others away from him. It's telling that despite all the "attention" on twitter, most responses have be negative towards him.


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The Homefront review debacle is the greatest proof of how he doesn't understand the business he is in.
Yup, you can even tell in the video as he’s talking about his “raw gameplay videos” and trying to lure people to his regular channel.

Instead of working like a horse and shooting out a video every day or every other day (Not like he doesn’t have plenty of game footage to use!) he just tries to impress his “virally new viewers” about his “YouTube legacy” and “50.000 videos!”

As if anyone outside of 1% of autists would want to watch “raw gameplay” aka 40 hours of Phil failing.
 
Yup, you can even tell in the video as he’s talking about his “raw gameplay videos” and trying to lure people to his regular channel.

Instead of working like a horse and shooting out a video every day or every other day (Not like he doesn’t have plenty of game footage to use!) he just tries to impress his “virally new viewers” about his “YouTube legacy” and “50.000 videos!”

As if anyone outside of 1% of autists would want to watch “raw gameplay” aka 40 hours of Phil failing.
The thing is that with the popularity some streamers reach, there is an audience for "unedited content". Where Phil fails at consistently is that you need to be able to get your audience invested in you. His unwillingness to do anything is what hurts him.

A YouTuber I watch, Mangs, has a lot in common with Phil. They're both stupid at times and both have had campaigns to cancel them. Where they differ is in their attitudes towards their role as entertainers. When memes about Mangs are made, he leans into them, hell the best running gags are about his inability to do math. Meanwhile when Phil do poorly he lashes out like a toddler, and the memes only piss him off even more.


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I once ordered some hamburgers and cheeseburgers, and found out to my great surprise when I came home, that they forgot to put the beef patty in.

I bitched and moaned about it for weeks online and demanded restitution from McDonalds email bot without any satisfactory result.

I walked 10 minutes back to the restaurant, returned them and got them replaced.
You know the other day I had to go do that at McDs. All real polite. And they gave me new burgers, and even free cookies for my trouble.
Yeah man, imagine being such a dumb gullible fuck that you'll happily fork over money for reskinned characters announced with individual release dates.

IMAGINE THAT. IMAGINE IT.
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Oh shit, well then it can't be Phils account after all. He doesn't like reskinning characters. Debunked!
 
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Is the DSP Reddit the retarded cousins of us KiwiFarts? It seems like it's a complete chimpout with niggers vs other niggers arguing against each other rather than discussing actual DSP khantent. Is there a general consensus of that board people have here? I'm only just discovered this Reddit board. For example, currently there's a thread about this Audrey or whatever from twitter; some incel claimed she's one of those karens that thinks "white able-bodied cis men" are the root of all evil in the world. Conversely, the pussy worshippers came to her rescue immediately because she blessed their board with her presence. It's a fascinating display of pure fucking autism across the spectrum.
 
How long is he going to bitch about his Burger King order? I thought this would just be an episode in DSP long history whining about mundane bs because his life is empty. But he seems determined to make this a season long bitchfest.

now that his tweet """" WENT VIRAL """ he's going to go in even harder about it. He is fully embracing the unlikeable Karen nature.

He hasn't made any tweets about his day off, has he? Was he able to buy enough groceries with what little pittance of tips he got on the Street Fighter stream?!

(I love that he didn't even hit the hat goal on the Street Fighter stream. You just know he has his heart set on wearing the Nazi hat because he thinks it's actually a M. Bison hat, so seeing him denied and not get his away is always good khantent. Some of the only times these streams are entertaining are when he's not getting the money he believes he's entitled to)
 
Is the DSP Reddit the retarded cousins of us KiwiFarts? It seems like it's a complete chimpout with niggers vs other niggers arguing against each other rather than discussing actual DSP khantent. Is there a general consensus of that board people have here? I'm only just discovered this Reddit board. For example, currently there's a thread about this Audrey or whatever from twitter; some incel claimed she's one of those karens that thinks "white able-bodied cis men" are the root of all evil in the world. Conversely, the pussy worshippers came to her rescue immediately because she blessed their board with her presence. It's a fascinating display of pure fucking autism across the spectrum.
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It's cool she did whatever she did to DSP, but from this line.. She's a dumb ass.

Audra - if you come here Fuck Feminism and you lmao.
 
Is the DSP Reddit the retarded cousins of us KiwiFarts? It seems like it's a complete chimpout with niggers vs other niggers arguing against each other rather than discussing actual DSP khantent. Is there a general consensus of that board people have here? I'm only just discovered this Reddit board. For example, currently there's a thread about this Audrey or whatever from twitter; some incel claimed she's one of those karens that thinks "white able-bodied cis men" are the root of all evil in the world. Conversely, the pussy worshippers came to her rescue immediately because she blessed their board with her presence. It's a fascinating display of pure fucking autism across the spectrum.
Reddit is a soyboy paradise where no actual good content is allowed and it has always been this way. It's basically a hivemind where people battle for "epic Reddit karma" by comparing anything and everything to evil Cheeto Hitler. Making fun of Reddit users is infinitely more fun than actually browsing the site. Also if you're a "shithead dumbfuck kid" who likes conspiracy theories you can follow the money and see it was bankrolled by the Saudis and Chinese. Not saying that is related at all but it makes sense when you look at how strict they are with moderation.
 
Is the DSP Reddit the retarded cousins of us KiwiFarts? It seems like it's a complete chimpout with niggers vs other niggers arguing against each other rather than discussing actual DSP khantent. Is there a general consensus of that board people have here? I'm only just discovered this Reddit board. For example, currently there's a thread about this Audrey or whatever from twitter; some incel claimed she's one of those karens that thinks "white able-bodied cis men" are the root of all evil in the world. Conversely, the pussy worshippers came to her rescue immediately because she blessed their board with her presence. It's a fascinating display of pure fucking autism across the spectrum.
Well... It's Reddit.

I post there sometimes but it gets the sloppy seconds of whatever news shows up on KF first, so kinda pointless if you're already on the farms.

Btw I noticed that the twitter chick is now in the BK thread on the DSP Subreddit and talking to people, which is pretty fucking gay. You allowed us to have a laugh at DSP, you should get back to Twitter while you're still ahead, lady.

(Gave her downvotes for easy visibility)
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Reddit is a soyboy paradise where no actual good content is allowed and it has always been this way. It's basically a hivemind where people battle for "epic Reddit karma" by comparing anything and everything to evil Cheeto Hitler. Making fun of Reddit users is infinitely more fun than actually browsing the site. Also if you're a "shithead dumbfuck kid" who likes conspiracy theories you can follow the money and see it was bankrolled by the Saudis and Chinese. Not saying that is related at all but it makes sense when you look at how strict they are with moderation.
Half of even the most mild observations of Philbert would be instantly banned for no actual fucking reason on that platform.
 
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