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x86x2 said:
No, I don't. In fact, I have no idea what those terms even are, and I'm probably better off being ignorant of what they mean as well.
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Better get used to these terms, this is the internet, you're going to find out sooner or later. Hell, just lurk the forums outside of your own topic.

Meowthkip said:
I don't know if he thinks we're stupid or he's just that dumb that he doesn't even realize he's saying contradictory things.
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I'd like to say a little of both. He's just to chicken/delusional to call us dumb people or supporters of the "Purple Monster King".
 
x86x2 said:
No, I don't. In fact, I have no idea what those terms even are, and I'm probably better off being ignorant of what they mean as well.


At the very least, it would make for an entertaining lawsuit against the hellspawn that put Barney on this earth.


Trust me, if you had watched as much of this show as I was forced to, you probably would've ended up a cancer victim as well.
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Your posts are giving me cancer.
You literally admitted you werent forced to watch it. Additionally, calling the makers of the show hellspawn? There is something critically wrong with you.
 
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Gensdupays said:
Let's be more direct: are you single? What would you do if a potential girlfriend thought the stuff you hate was "cute" or something?
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Yes, I am single, and trust me, if I found a girlfriend who was into my tastes, that stuff I hate wouldn't even cross out minds.

Ruin said:
Holy shit. This fucker is actually aging prematurely because he's so stressed out by a toddler's cartoon. That might be the saddest thing I've ever read.
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It is quite sad, really, but again, it seems the planets had aligned to give me some of my worst experiences in my life that had led up to this point.

SCRuler said:
Calling the makers of the show hellspawn? There is something critically wrong with you.
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You are clearly unaware of the massive negative impact this show has had on television in general.
 
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x86x2 said:
Yes, I am single, and trust me, if I found a girlfriend who was into my tastes, that stuff I hate wouldn't even cross out minds.


It is quite sad, really, but again, it seems the planets had aligned to give me some of my worst experiences in my life that had led up to this point.


You are clearly unaware of the massive negative impact this show has had on television in general.
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It literally has not had any negative impact on television. How would it? It's a fucking television show for children. it has two criticisms, one of which seems to apply to your worldview: Lack of real educational content, and a lack of recognition of negative aspects of life and resolution thereof. It stays within it's niche with the exception of like ten autists who clearly have their own weird tastes. Nobody is going to agree with them if they disagree. And nobody agrees with you. You're the one in the wrong here. You're violently deranged.
You've set yourself on a crusade against a children's show. It's a dumb children's show but at this point nobody cares. Are you this fucking upset over Teletubbies or Dora the Explorer?
The planets had aligned to make you this fucking salty over a guy in a purple felt dinosaur suit singing shit to kids?
It seems you never got over the whole anti-barney phase most people have when they're trying to pretend to be older.

Get over yourself. Examine how deranged this whole thing is. Maybe you'll learn how to laugh at this point in your life and grow as a person.
Here's the thing. You won't get a girlfriend. You know why? Because you aspire to be a 4chan janitor and you're literally killing yourself from the stress you inflict on your own irrational hatred.

Tell me. What do you think you're doing for the world, hating on barney and the mentally disabled?
Do you think you'll be looked on kindly for this?
DO you think normal people should applaud you or respect you for hating a show? For hating those who literally cant help themselves?
What makes you think you're in the right? You're doing this to yourself. It's your own fault your stress is killing you, because you're causing your stress.
 
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x86x2 said:
You are clearly unaware of the massive negative impact this show has had on television in general.
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It's a perfectly good show that has been found by actual scientists to be educational and informative when consumed responsibly as part of a balanced viewing diet by the appropriate age group.

It needs no black box warning.

You're just a spastic.
 
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x86x2 said:
Yes, I am single, and trust me, if I found a girlfriend who was into my tastes, that stuff I hate wouldn't even cross out minds.
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Just like how being a janitor on 4chan would do the same thing, oh wait it wouldn't. Only in death will you be free from your fucktardery.

x86x2 said:
It is quite sad, really, but again, it seems the planets had aligned to give me some of my worst experiences in my life that had led up to this point.
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All of which was optional by your own admission you fucking idiot. You willing sat down with them to watch it. You could've done other activities during that time. You could have left the room to go elsewhere. But no: you chose to sit there.

And that is why I believe you want Barney as a husbando and have a T-rex dildo from bad dragon in your closet but also happen to be a self hating gay who wants to not look like a retarded manchild (which you are, moreso than everyone else here including ADF). Because this is literally the equivalent of eating rat poison when there was food in the house and all of it was clearly labelled. You poisoned yourself feg.

x86x2 said:
You are clearly unaware of the massive negative impact this show has had on television in general.
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Name it you dopey fuck. Pull evidence out of your cavernous asshole.
 
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SCRuler said:
Tell me. What do you think you're doing for the world, hating on barney and the mentally disabled?
Do you think you'll be looked on kindly for this?
DO you think normal people should applaud you or respect you for hating a show? For hating those who literally cant help themselves?
What makes you think you're in the right? You're doing this to yourself. It's your own fault your stress is killing you, because you're causing your stress.
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I imagine he thought it'd earn him respect from some 4chan/ED edgelords or something.
 
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Original title of this thread mentioned that he considered himself a savior of 4chan Or something. No one there likes or supports him. Again, he's probably only encouraged more people to become "degenerates" as he says.

I'm curious as to his political alignment. I wonder what would happen if he took the Political Compass test. @x86x2, please take this test.
 
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Gensdupays said:
Original title of this thread mentioned that he considered himself a savior of 4chan Or something. No one there likes or supports him. Again, he's probably only encouraged more people to become "degenerates" as he says.

I'm curious as to his political alignment. I wonder what would happen if he took the Political Compass test. @x86x2, please take this test.
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Sometimes I wonder what goes on in his mind in general, though I imagine it as that Barneyrush "Hemispheres" thing someone posted earlier.

Also I don't think he really identifies with any political stance besides "Barney must die, the mentally disabled are faggots and degenerates", and I imagine if he took the test, he'd be somewhere in the Authoritarian Right just for his attitude towards lesser men.

Oh and here's a dadrock song that I think sums up Barneyfag's life.
"The people who have crippled you
You want to see them burn
The gates of life have closed on you
And now there's just no return
You're wishing that the hands of doom
Could take your mind away
And you don't care if you don't see
Again the light of day"
 
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Conrix said:
Sometimes I wonder what goes on in his mind in general, though I imagine it as that Barneyrush "Hemispheres" thing someone posted earlier.

Also I don't think he really identifies with any political stance besides "Barney must die, the mentally disabled are faggots and degenerates", and I imagine if he took the test, he'd be somewhere in the Authoritarian Right just for his attitude towards lesser men.

Oh and here's a dadrock song that I think sums up Barneyfag's life.
"The people who have crippled you
You want to see them burn
The gates of life have closed on you
And now there's just no return
You're wishing that the hands of doom
Could take your mind away
And you don't care if you don't see
Again the light of day"
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I'd say he'd be far in that corner too. Though you got to mention that he wants the mentally disabled to die too.
 
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