Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Frank_Jaeger]

I am so confused right now.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

To be honest, I could never really get into them. Anal Cunt seemed to be the most hilarious of those bands because they took extreme to its furthest extent. Their wall of noise made by randomly sliding up and down the guitar neck and the extreme screaming vocals are what made AxCx so interesting to me. They wanted to be as loud, noisy and as offensive as possible, and they did just that. Seth Putnam was a god when it came to hilarious music like that.

Yeah, the other bands have some pretty vile and offensive lyrics as well, but IMO they never managed to integrate their offensive lyrics around their sound like Anal Cunt did.

It almost makes me wonder what Seth would've thought of bronies if he was still alive today. I'd like to think he'd probably make a whole concept album revolving around them.

This thread was barely staying on the top of the page. Do you not know how to let things die?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I am so confused right now.

Between Mylar and Barneyfag the edgelord, so am I.

This thread was barely staying on the top of the page. Do you not know how to let things die?

That's just how people like him work, the want the attention, and by god, they'll get it any way they can.

 

[Conrix]

I can't believe nobody thought of writing this.

Spoiler: longass lyric

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor

Barney's a dumb whore (dumb whore)
Can't take much more
Here we go here we go here we go, now

One, nothing wrong with it
Two, nothing wrong with it
Three, nothing wrong with it
Four, nothing wrong with it

One, Barney's fucking shit
Two, Barney's fucking shit
Three, Barney's fucking shit
Now!

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Now!

Push "play" again (again)
This is the end
Here we go here we go here we go, now

One, nothing wrong with it
Two, nothing wrong with it
Three, nothing wrong with it
Four, nothing wrong with it

One, Barney's fucking shit
Two, Barney's fucking shit
Three, Barney's fucking shit
Now!

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor

My hair's going grey, blood will boil
I'm all by myself, working eternal toil
The Barneys are in and I'll fight them here
Driven by hate, consumed by fear

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor

One, nothing wrong with it
Two, nothing wrong with it
Three, nothing wrong with it
Four, nothing wrong with it

One, Barney's fucking shit
Two, Barney's fucking shit
Three, Barney's fucking shit
Now!

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor

Hey... Go!
Hey... Go!
Hey... Go!
Hey... Go!
Hey... GO!

 

[AnOminous]

I can't believe nobody thought of writing this.

Spoiler: longass lyric

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor

Barney's a dumb whore (dumb whore)
Can't take much more
Here we go here we go here we go, now

One, nothing wrong with it
Two, nothing wrong with it
Three, nothing wrong with it
Four, nothing wrong with it

One, Barney's fucking shit
Two, Barney's fucking shit
Three, Barney's fucking shit
Now!

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Now!

Push "play" again (again)
This is the end
Here we go here we go here we go, now

One, nothing wrong with it
Two, nothing wrong with it
Three, nothing wrong with it
Four, nothing wrong with it

One, Barney's fucking shit
Two, Barney's fucking shit
Three, Barney's fucking shit
Now!

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor

My hair's going grey, blood will boil
I'm all by myself, working eternal toil
The Barneys are in and I'll fight them here
Driven by hate, consumed by fear

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor

One, nothing wrong with it
Two, nothing wrong with it
Three, nothing wrong with it
Four, nothing wrong with it

One, Barney's fucking shit
Two, Barney's fucking shit
Three, Barney's fucking shit
Now!

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor

Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor
Let the Barneys hit the floor

Hey... Go!
Hey... Go!
Hey... Go!
Hey... Go!
Hey... GO!

This is, well, pretty good. I hope you're not surprised if that turns into his new copypasta though.

 

[x86x2]

I can't believe nobody thought of writing this.

Ha, nice. A bit repetitive, though, like the original song. I'm actually quite amazed that I never went through the edgelord phase where I liked shitty nu-metal bands like DP.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Ha, nice. A bit repetitive, though, like the original song. I'm actually quite amazed that I never went through the edgelord phase where I liked shitty nu-metal bands like DP.

"never went though the edgelord phase"

Don't keep lying to yourself like this please

 

[Conrix]

Ha, nice. A bit repetitive, though, like the original song. I'm actually quite amazed that I never went through the edgelord phase where I liked shitty nu-metal bands like DP.

I never went through the edgelord phase

That's exactly what you're going through now, only replace nu-metal with Anal Cunt or whatever.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Ha, nice. A bit repetitive, though, like the original song. I'm actually quite amazed that I never went through the edgelord phase where I liked shitty nu-metal bands like DP.

So what do you call this phase? The "I want to prove to you guys I'm non your level by wanting to kill people who like this show?" phase?

Please.

 

[Gensdupays]

Ha, nice. A bit repetitive, though, like the original song. I'm actually quite amazed that I never went through the edgelord phase where I liked shitty nu-metal bands like DP.

What was the phase where you did that "rebellion" against Barneyfags in high school, then?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I'm actually quite amazed that I never went through the edgelord phase where I liked shitty nu-metal bands like DP.

For fuck's sake, dude, this was almost off the front page. Do you have the Kiwi Farms on a separate tab and autisically check your notifications for when it gets bumped?

Also, what the fuck do you call this if not edgelord?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Ha, nice. A bit repetitive, though, like the original song. I'm actually quite amazed that I never went through the edgelord phase where I liked shitty nu-metal bands like DP.

The hint doesn't get any clearer for you, does it?

You think 'Anal Cunt' is some kind of refined work of art, when in reality your future is crumbling around you over a fictional icon that is infinitely more successful than you will ever be.

 

[Conrix]

Also, what the fuck do you call this if not edgelord?

Knowing him, he'd probably say it's the ideal way of dealing with Barneyfags.

 

[Gensdupays]

If @x86x2 thinks all of /v/'s mods are Barneyfags, why does he want to be one?

 

[Ruin]

If @x86x2 thinks all of /v/'s mods are Barneyfags, why does he want to be one?

autism and I assume a late puberty.

 

[glass_houses]

If @x86x2 thinks all of /v/'s mods are Barneyfags, why does he want to be one?

Look, there's no need for logical and common sense questions like that. These disgusting factual observations that you're making are just nasty attempts to trigger Barneyfag, a brave manchild who has suffered so much. If you're going to base questions on reality and provable facts, you can just leave.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

If @x86x2 thinks all of /v/'s mods are Barneyfags, why does he want to be one?

because he's the SAVIOR OF 4CHAN don't question his retarded logic

edit: damn @glass_houses said it better

 

[Anus]

Knowing him, he'd probably say it's the ideal way of dealing with Barneyfags.

Don't give him any ideas.

 

[Conrix]

For fuck's sake, dude, this was almost off the front page.

To be fair, that was partially my fault with the Drowning Pool parody lyrics.

Doesn't change the fact that Barneyfag's a massive attention whore with his own thread though.

 

[Strelok]

He's right though, he never went through an edgelord phase.

Through implies an entry and an exit.