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Speaking of DOOM, @x86x2, what do you think about the new DOOM game that's coming out? Are you excited? Or do you think it looks bland?

Another question that I like to ask lolcows is, what do you think of pro wrestling?
 
Conrix said:
Oh and here's a dadrock song that I think sums up Barneyfag's life.
"The people who have crippled you
You want to see them burn
The gates of life have closed on you
And now there's just no return
You're wishing that the hands of doom
Could take your mind away
And you don't care if you don't see
Again the light of day"
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Damn, that actually hurts me as a Sabbath fan who's gonna actually going to see them again this year.

Gensdupays said:
I don't want to imply that every DOOM fan is like this guy, but I've encountered several DOOM fans like him, and the board he posts on can be pretty hilarious.

Just the way he uses edgelord stuff to "filter out" Barney. I was just rereading his letter. @x86x2, what's wrong with the children's song "The Wheels on the Bus?"
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Nothing as long as it's just young children listening to it, and not some autist that hasn't grown out of songs in Barney at that specific point in his life yet.

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Speaking of DOOM, @x86x2, what do you think about the new DOOM game that's coming out? Are you excited? Or do you think it looks bland?
Another question that I like to ask lolcows is, what do you think of pro wrestling?
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The new DOOM looks like it has potential, to be honest. I might get it should I decide to buy a PS4 or whatever, but I'll probably end up just sticking with my newly-bought copy of PS1 Doom instead.

Conrix said:
While we're going on about DOOM, @x86x2, what is your opinion on Terry WADs?
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Haven't actually played them, to be honest. I prefer playing actual megawads.
 
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Do you understand what a mental age is? Do you realize that someone could be 17 physically but have the mind of a 4 year old?
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He seems to be 18-20(give or take a couple years) physically but has the mind of an autistic 8-year-old trying to seem mature by hating Barney. I don't think he understands the concept of mental age - it's a shame because it could have been useful what with being surrounded by speds watching Barney on YouTube.

I think I kinda threw a stone in my own glass house here, what with over half this site seeing me as mentally an edgy teenager trying to be cool by playing Warhammer 40k and shitposting about how autistics are dumb and evil, but I'm not literally prematurely aging and losing my marbles over people calling me retarded online because I don't take the internet or other stupid shit seriously.
 
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Conrix said:
I think I kinda threw a stone in my own glass house here, what with over half this site seeing me as mentally an edgy teenager trying to be cool by playing Warhammer 40k and shitposting about how autistics are dumb and evil, but I'm not literally prematurely aging and losing my marbles over people calling me retarded online because I don't take the internet or other stupid shit seriously.
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Let Barneyfag serve as a lesson to be learned from, my child.
 
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Gensdupays said:
Do you understand what a mental age is? Do you realize that someone could be 17 physically but have the mind of a 4 year old?

Take the Political Compass test.
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You know he's not going to listen to you right? As such, I decided to do it for him.

He's on the right (natch), but not as far as I expected him to be. If he feels he should do it himself, more power to him.
 
Barneyfag discusses his edgy taste in music in one of the general discussion subforums.

x86x2 said:
Personally, "I'm in Anal Cunt", "Van Full of Retards", "I Snuck a exceptional individual into a Sperm Bank" and their cover of "Just the Two of Us" are definitely the ones I've listened to most often.
Honorable mentions goes out towards the "Howard Wulkan is Bald" EP.
I also really like the tracks off of "It Just Gets Worse" where the end of the second verse has the protagonist adding insult to injury (like beating an old lady to death with a leg bone, trying to run over a dog owner, shooting someone's wife or kicking a husband in the balls)
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Not sure if this has been posted yet, but this deserves to be immortalized.

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To be honest, I could never really get into them. Anal Cunt seemed to be the most hilarious of those bands because they took extreme to its furthest extent. Their wall of noise made by randomly sliding up and down the guitar neck and the extreme screaming vocals are what made AxCx so interesting to me. They wanted to be as loud, noisy and as offensive as possible, and they did just that. Seth Putnam was a god when it came to hilarious music like that.

Yeah, the other bands have some pretty vile and offensive lyrics as well, but IMO they never managed to integrate their offensive lyrics around their sound like Anal Cunt did.

It almost makes me wonder what Seth would've thought of bronies if he was still alive today. I'd like to think he'd probably make a whole concept album revolving around them.
 
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That would be pretty autistic of them and it's pretty sad that you try to think in that way.

Do you realize you've probably done more to promote "degeneracy" on 4chan than anyone you think is "stealthposting" to promote it themselves? Like, think about your /v/ threads. How many of them turn into people calling you a faggot or saying that you're overreacting/shitposting? Every single one I've been in was that, then it involved you chimping out if a real mod deleted your posts, people triggering you, and you getting progressively edgelord until it archives. You're the one that's the problem, you know. You want /v/ not to be full of degenerates? You've already lost. Fucking look at the place. That's where Tilefucker came from, among others. They're already "degenerates" in other ways besides not going full retard when someone tries to trigger you.
 
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Gensdupays said:
That would be pretty autistic of them and it's pretty sad that you try to think in that way.

Do you realize you've probably done more to promote "degeneracy" on 4chan than anyone you think is "stealthposting" to promote it themselves? Like, think about your /v/ threads. How many of them turn into people calling you a faggot or saying that you're overreacting/shitposting? Every single one I've been in was that, then it involved you chimping out if a real mod deleted your posts, people triggering you, and you getting progressively edgelord until it archives. You're the one that's the problem, you know. You want /v/ not to be full of degenerates? You've already lost. Fucking look at the place. That's where Tilefucker came from, among others. They're already "degenerates" in other ways besides not going full exceptional individual when someone tries to trigger you.
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For some reason, it's reminding me of his behavior here. We take him down several pegs and call him out on his idiocy, he comes back trying to be edgy and "One one us". Completely unaware than no sane person on this forum (literally everyone else, yes, even fellow lolposters like Shaner and Connor) don't have idiotic thoughts of killing autistic people over watching Barney.
 
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x86x2 said:
To be honest, I could never really get into them. Anal Cunt seemed to be the most hilarious of those bands because they took extreme to its furthest extent. Their wall of noise made by randomly sliding up and down the guitar neck and the extreme screaming vocals are what made AxCx so interesting to me. They wanted to be as loud, noisy and as offensive as possible, and they did just that. Seth Putnam was a god when it came to hilarious music like that.

Yeah, the other bands have some pretty vile and offensive lyrics as well, but IMO they never managed to integrate their offensive lyrics around their sound like Anal Cunt did.

It almost makes me wonder what Seth would've thought of bronies if he was still alive today. I'd like to think he'd probably make a whole concept album revolving around them.
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Maybe Church of Misery would be more your style.
 
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