Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Doggo]

Man, here we go with the birthday stuff again. I wasn't this excited about my birthday when I turned 18 and could now legally drink, lol.

Nowadays, the only birthday present I want or need is to just have the day to myself where I can laze around and not feel like I have to be doing something. But I suppose when you are this addicted to consumer electronics, then you are gonna do everything you can to chase that dragon.

oh darn Lou that sounds kinda low, wanna explain why you have only 99?

I don't think everyone with over 500 followers is that interesting. Most of the people I follow certainly are not. Although if you are a grifting, scamming, lying piece of shit, people *are* going to talk about you in DMs with other people - as a few people have come out in DMs to me about Lou being said grifting, scamming, lying piece of shit.

Also, keep being the same grifting, scamming, lying piece of shit, Lou, and we will get to 5,000 pages eventually. But imagine what would happen if you got your shit together and became a functional member of society, and a human being. You would probably discover that the thread dies. Some pretty colourful rainbows required here, though.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Lou makes a tweet defending the democrats that he hates almost as much as he hates republicans.

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Well, uh, let's see. I'm very much a Eurocuck but even I know this is blatantly false.

1. Jimmy Carter's father James Earl Carter Sr. was "an American politician, businessman, and farmer." Doesn't sound very lower-middle class or poor. Moreover Carter Jr.'s been a "peanut farmer" since his teenage years. By all accounts the family had a strong work ethic, completely unlike the current era "democrats".
2. Bill Clinton - sure, son of a travelling salesman, stepson of an alcoholic, definitely had a crappy childhood.
3. Barry 'O is complicated. His biological father was a senior gov't economist of Kenya and his mother was an anthropologist, that's as upper-middle class as it gets. Obama Senior returned to Kenya in 1964, roughly three years after Barry Jr. was born. His mother later re-married to Lolo Soetoro, an Indonesian national coming from a solidly working class background; however, Lolo himself had a pretty cozy job with the Indonesian gov't and later the Union Oil Company. I award half a point.
4. Uncle Joe's family used to be fairly wealthy but fell on harder times around the time Joe was born. Biden Sr. later managed to build up a solid middle-class lifestyle as a used car salesman. Another half a point, I guess?

That makes two points out of four, one truth and two half-truths out of four statements.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Louie is the comfy blanket cow. No matter how long a break you take; his autistic patterns are always the same. You can just jump in anytime and know what's going on. It just repeats. Grifting money from trans people, MuH Diabetes, CooouRRRST!, terrible mother, need tablet, KF bad, being a jew-dago-irish-native american-dem loving/hating-decedent from British royalty, holiday specials, birthday specials, suicide baiting, etc.

 

[The Dude]

Louie is such a worthless fucking mongoloid idiot that sometimes it's painful to witness. None of the COVID vaccines stop the spread of COVID. They don't even PREVENT someone from contracting COVID. They just don't fucking work that way. All they do is help the body fight off COVID better and help prevent some of the worst symptoms. But you can still spread the disease and you can still catch it.

And I'd like to point out that damn near every president, regardless of party affiliation, for the past 50 years have all been college graduates. Not only that, but they all went to college in a time where it was still uncommon for even middle class families to be able to send their kids to college. And by the time they were in the Oval Office they all had sizable fortunes for themselves, regardless of their childhood economic situations. Louie trying to equate Democratic presidents as being champions of the common man is just another indication of how unintelligent and out of touch he is. Politicians are all the same regardless of what letter is next to their name.

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

Imagine being almost forty and begging for gifts like a ten year old. I think at this point Lou has ran off most of his donation audience with his antics.

T-minus 30 days for inevitable chimp-out

 

[The Dude]

Imagine being almost forty and begging for gifts like a ten year old. I think at this point Lou has ran off most of his donation audience with his antics.

T-minus 30 days for inevitable chimp-out

He did this same exact fucktarded, entitled, childish bullshit last year. It's damn-near verbatim. The only real difference is last year he was begging for a specific item with an exact price (a laptop or tablet or something like that), and this year he's just grifting for money. No set price, just whatever he can sucker rubes out of. The big difference this year is the sheer number of bridges he's burned to ashes and how much further spread out his atrocious reputation has spread. He's absolutely struggled to get even small amounts of money this year, and he knows it. No one gave a shit about him turning 37, and now even fewer people will give a shit that he's turning 38.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Do Lou's orbiters--I don't mean the mysterious 99, but the DID guy and the huuuugs guy--pay attention to him like we do?

Nobody builds an Excel spreadsheet about their friends' finances, but if your friend in your feed is claiming in writing to own his own home, have custody of his nephew, that'd be something you'd file into your understanding of your friend's situation, same as you'd take note if your friend claimed a religion or told you they were allergic to something.

Then there's the less concrete stuff. The part where Lou says he only sees people for what they can do for him, and that the only thing that makes him feel good is money, not time, attention or affection.

That's the kind of thing I'd be tempted to bring up when the same friend started bloviating about capitalism for the third time in a week, but I don't really know how friends work for Twitter furries.

 

[Dusk]

Imagine being almost forty and begging for gifts like a ten year old. I think at this point Lou has ran off most of his donation audience with his antics.

T-minus 30 days for inevitable chimp-out

Yeah, and most women hate their birthday after they turn twenty-nine! Lrn2female, Lou!

 

[Norman B. Normal]

A writer for the Escapist wrote a lighthearted, kind of dumb story about how his eight year old plays video games like a massive pussy. Naturally, Lou responded by calling him a horrible parent and a sociopath, because that's just how Lou do.


https://twitter.com/aceofdajungle/status/1438716894018777089 | https://archive.li/fAzYh (archived 12 hours ago)

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

I'm not American so I don't know how hardcore the IRS operates, but would his totals of undeclared income actually be of interest to them? Would they be considered "donations" and be tax exempt? Would they even care?

I know in dollarydoo land our version of the IRS is pretty anal about any discrepancies in your income, so there is a pretty big potential for them to come down hard if you fucked up your income statements. As in, "Pay us what you owe and this hefty chunk as well for wasting our time, cunt!"

It’s basically “you made away with a few thousand you didn’t pay taxes on, pay what you owe or you’re going to federal prison.”

A writer for the Escapist wrote a lighthearted, kind of dumb story about how his eight year old plays video games like a massive pussy. Naturally, Lou responded by calling him a horrible parent and a sociopath, because that's just how Lou do.

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Lou demonstrating his utter lack of self awareness by screaming at somebody for giving “unsolicited opinions” while giving his own unsolicited opinions and essentially basing his entire identity around grifting for cash and barging in to give people unsolicited opinions.

 

[Dusk]

It’s basically “you made away with a few thousand you didn’t pay taxes on, pay what you owe or you’re going to federal prison.”



Lou demonstrating his utter lack of self awareness by screaming at somebody for giving “unsolicited opinions” while giving his own unsolicited opinions and essentially basing his entire identity around grifting for cash and barging in to give people unsolicited opinions.

No opinion Lou has ever expressed in his 38 years of existence has ever been solicited by a SOUL.

 

[BananaSlamma]

Lou thinks that leftists shouldn't learn how to use guns, even if they have nothing physically or mentally preventing them from doing so.

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"Nothing is mandatory or expected <3"

Ace on Twitter: "okay, i lied. Sharing one more time today. this is r…

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Lou still dislikes Faith Friday because believing in something higher than yourself is voodoo apparently.

Ace on Twitter: "i'd love @ABCGMA3 if they got rid of "Faith Friday".…

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Lou continues to defend a president he hates.

Ace on Twitter: "Breaking news guys: #JoeBiden's approval rating is t…

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Is Lou implying he has a big dick?

Ace on Twitter: "goes with the big dick. again, unlike your tiny vulp…

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Lou's new fursona is a tiger.

Ace on Twitter: "thanks. now i just wish I had the money to get a com…

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[Dusk]

Chad double posting to upload more pictures of the Jasmine orbiter I scrounged up from the Clawshrimpy thread. These come from back in 2018, so about four years ago.

Somehow he's gotten even more repulsive over time, but he's still wearing women's clothes. I can't believe I'm saying this, but this might be even weirder than Lou's total zero-effort aesthetic. How can you be an AGP when you look so fucking masculine? What's the point of wearing a women's top with all that fucking chest hair??? And more importantly, what kind of God would allow this?

 

[The Dude]

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Somehow he's gotten even more repulsive over time, but he's still wearing women's clothes. I can't believe I'm saying this, but this might be even weirder than Lou's total zero-effort aesthetic. How can you be an AGP when you look so fucking masculine? What's the point of wearing a women's top with all that fucking chest hair??? And more importantly, what kind of God would allow this?

Alright yinz guise, come clean...who thawed out the caveman and gave him some old biddy's wardrobe to dress in?

 

[Spoonomancer]

Lou thinks that leftists shouldn't learn how to use guns, even if they have nothing physically or mentally preventing them from doing so.

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Lou why are you so fucking stupid, everyone needs to know how to use guns lmao
stop sucking police dick as well Lou since you're gonna inevitably hate cops if a conservative president gets elected

Lou still dislikes Faith Friday because believing in something higher than yourself is voodoo apparently.

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Lou "If I didn't believe in owning guns I would have Columbine'd every local church" Gagliardi

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Somehow he's gotten even more repulsive over time, but he's still wearing women's clothes. I can't believe I'm saying this, but this might be even weirder than Lou's total zero-effort aesthetic. How can you be an AGP when you look so fucking masculine? What's the point of wearing a women's top with all that fucking chest hair??? And more importantly, what kind of God would allow this?

more importantly:
he's been wearing the same shirt for three years now, could thise dude not afford a new shirt between then and now of course I know he's doing this all for a grift

 

[Vampirella]

Is Lou implying he has a big dick?

Like he can even see his dick.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lou's new fursona is a tiger.
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Why can't he use the art from all the other times he had a tiger fursona? He's got regular and troon-colored to pick from.

WE HAVE TIGER FURSONA AT HOME

 

[The Dude]

Like he can even see his dick.

Louie probably can't even see his FUPA even when he's standing in front of the bathroom mirror. That massive Diabeetus gut of his is monolithic...cyclopean.

Why can't he use the art from all the other times he had a tiger fursona? He's got regular and troon-colored to pick from.

WE HAVE TIGER FURSONA AT HOME

You just DON'T understand! GAWD! Those were DIFFERENT tigers! He needs a NEW big tiddy tiger because he's CHANGED! If he just used some OLD big tiddy tiger then he would just basically be the SAME tiger he was, and that would mean he HASN'T changed! And if he hasn't changed, then that would mean he's accountable for all the shitty things he said and did as that old big tiddy tiger!

 

[BananaSlamma]

Lil Nas X gave some people Bitcoin as part of a sponsorship with Cashapp (an app Lou uses) and decided that is enough for Lou to dislike him.

Ace on Twitter: "and there goes alllll that good will.… "

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Lou considers his 33 year old self adorable.

Ace on Twitter: "they'd be 33, so yeah that wouldn't be a problem… "

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[The Dude]

Lil Nas X gave some people Bitcoin as part of a sponsorship with Cashapp (an app Lou uses) and decided that is enough for Lou to dislike him.
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Lou considers his 33 year old self adorable.
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"There goes all that good will." What good will? Whose good will? Louies? And what good will did Louie have for Lil Nas X and exactly why should they care that Louie no longer has any for them anymore? He's a fat, retarded loser and furfaggot from Pennsylvania. He's a nobody. But I guess since famous black man isn't just giving that money directly to Louie that means famous black man BAD now. Louie's birthday is coming up you know, and famous black man should KNOW that!