US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Garth]

I ... kinda agree with you. Trump is a celebrity so it's unavoidable. He DOES attract crazy, see Mike Lindell. Crazy pillow guy.

You take that back. I own a mypillow. It's fucking fantastic.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Should have done a drive by shooting, and really establish who the real OG is.

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Ave and shoot somebody and not lose any voters."

 

[The Last Stand]

You take that back. I own a mypillow. It's fucking fantastic.

Every 100th pillow has crack residue on it.

 

[pwnest injun]

This? Who knows. But I -am- very curious what else got put on the credit card. What else was going to be paid for with that infrastructure bill, that now won't be.

Hillary has a lot of outstanding bills from when she didn't get elected. Who knows how long they'll wait to get theirs?

 

[Garth]

Every 100th pillow has crack residue on it.

Flimshaw. It's PCP residue. Guarantee is in the fine print.

 

[MrJokerRager]

And you will never get rid of them.


> Never wins elections

So you're the faggots that make the GOP shitty?
Start your party and take Mitt Romney by force.

Only in American does one find conservatives who have no strong convictions of any kind.

Compare that to the Talichads, religious zealots who by the grace of Allah, kept fighting and fighting to stop the poz even if it took two decades and lots of lives lost.

To someone talking before about American society in wake of these kids being killed. Killing kids is an American tradition, ask the kids at Waco and Emmitt Till sometime.

Bill Clinton's sanctions on Iraq killed more kids than when Bush decided to Shock and Awe Iraq. Obama killed kids for years and no one gave a fuck. Many white and non white shitlibs don't care either at this point because Trump bad. I wish death on them and their kids at this point if this is where America is at.

 

[Gehenna]

Only in American does one find conservatives who have no strong convictions of any kind.

Compare that to the Talichads, religious zealots who by the grace of Allah, kept fighting and fighting to stop the poz even if it took two decades and lots of lives lost.

To someone talking before about American society in wake of these kids being killed. Killing kids is an American tradition, ask the kids at Waco and Emmitt Till sometime.

Bill Clinton's sanctions on Iraq killed more kids than when Bush decided to Shock and Awe Iraq. Obama killed kids for years and no one gave a fuck. Many white and non white shitlibs don't care either at this point because Trump bad. I wish death on them and their kids at this point if this is where America is at.

Only in America? The British, Canadian, Mexican, French, Spanish, and German conservatives all want a word with you... or they would if they had any strong convictions.

 

[Ita Mori]

Should have done a drive by shooting, and really establish who the real OG is.

That's more Hildawg's thing though.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Only in American does one find conservatives who have no strong convictions of any kind.

Welcome to the Enlightenment era circa 1715, we killed the Borg.

 

[The Last Stand]

That's more Hildawg's thing though.

I'm not going lie, that sounds sexy as fuck.

 

[CrippleThreat]

I'm not going lie, that sounds sexy as fuck.

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And I'm going to be straightforward with the truth here:

No.

 

[soy_king]

Good point there. I believe in most states, the state legislature decides the gerrymandering right?

Yes. The federal courts may intervene if the gerrymandering is too ridiculous, and they have in recent years, usually against Republicans.

 

[The Last Stand]

And I'm going to be straightforward with the truth here:

No.

Yes.

 

[soy_king]

I'm not going lie, that sounds sexy as fuck.

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On a scale of one to god damn, how hard did your dick get when Hilldawg said she always has hot sauce in her purse?

 

[The Last Stand]

On a scale of one to god damn, how hard did your dick get when Hilldawg said she always has hot sauce in her purse?

Damn.

I respect a woman who likes the turn up to heat from time to time.

 

[soy_king]

Damn.

I respect a woman who likes the turn up to heat from time to time.

I can respect that. At least you understand how they kept you on the plantation.

 

[The Last Stand]

I can respect that. At least you understand how they kept you on the plantation.

Sadly, that's how American politics work. You take the underprivileged, keep them stagnant so they'll keep voting for you. We PROMISE THIS TIME things will change. I'm tired of the cat and mouse.

 

[soy_king]

Sadly, that's how American politics work. You take the underprivileged, keep them stagnant so they'll keep voting for you. We PROMISE THIS TIME things will change. I'm tired of the cat and mouse.

Nah, I'm saying that they kept you there by dangling some geriatric white pussy in front of you, but I don't disagree with the general sentiment.

 

[The Last Stand]

Nah, I'm saying that they kept you there by dangling some geriatric white pussy in front of you, but I don't disagree with the general sentiment.

I thought she was a has-been. You real funny tho. Sorry I'm not BASED enough for the Kool Kids Klub.

 

[CrippleThreat]

How hard will the #FreePoliticalPrisoners DC rally glow?